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 Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2023 1:02 pm
10th April - 1st May 2023
One Day Auto-Hit
The following contest is scheduled for one fall!
Both men will be chained together by a dog collar around each of their necks and a chain!
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Posted: Wed Apr 12, 2023 2:49 am
Before the match can start... Staff Member Russo steps out onto the stage to a round of canned applause that is drowned out by the boos.
"Bros and brosettes, this match is a monumental occasion! Before we commence with my best bro Cartwright sending one of the most sadistic, violent and obnoxious street punks that have no place in wrestling packing, bro... bro, I want to welcome your special guest commentator! The host of Wrestlemania!"
"Carry On Wayward Son" by Kansas begins to play as out steps another friend of Cartwright's: Staff Member Meltzer! Staff Member Meltzer is in a red tuxedo and waves to the audience before making the long walk down the aisle to join the commentary team.
King: "Nice to have you, Staff Member Meltzer!"
JR: "...."
SMM: "Glad to be sitting in on this Dog Collar Taipei Deathmatch! This style of wrestling is so exciting!"
King: "Well, we're gonna have to agree to disagree, Staff Member Meltzer! But I can't wait for the boss to humiliate and embarrass Snypa in his choice of match!"
Since night has fallen by this point, the lights have gone down and it is dark in the arena.
"Los Angeles.... Wrestlemania... has been infected with a sickness!"
The crowd cheers upon recognition of Disturbed's lead vocalist, David Draiman.
"Get on your feet and let me see your hands!"
A familiar drumming begins, followed by guitar chords...
Can you feel it, Wrestlemania?
Enough lights come up to reveal the band Disturbed as the intro to Down With the Sickness has started. Why is Jarel "The Dragon" Damone's theme being played?
Oh wa ah ah ah!
Above the band, a metal targeting reticle is being lowered behind them.
Drowning deep in my sea of loathing
Broken your servant I kneel
(Will you give in to me?)
It seems what's left of my human side
Is slowly changing in me
(Will you give in to me?)
On the jumbo screen, a 1966 blood red Chevy Impala is seen speeding down streets before turning into the arena as the band continues to play before the car smashes through plate glass commemorating this event.
Looking at my own reflection
When suddenly it changes
Violently it changes (oh no)
There is no turning back now
You've woken up the demon in me
Get up, come on get down with the sickness
Get up, come on get down with the sickness
Get up, come on get down with the sickness
Open up your hate, and let it flow into me
Get up, come on get down with the sickness
You mother get up come on get down with the sickness
You ******** get up come on get down with the sickness
Madness is the gift, that has been given to me
The music stops and followed by the targeting reticle behind the band bursting into flame just as Snypa exits the car, sporting a black sleeveless hooded robe with red dragons all over it. And his paint is a single red and black dragon eye over his face. His hands are taped and covered in glass shards.
"From St. Louis, Missouri, weighing in at two hundred, fifty seven pounds... the Snypa Rifle!"
SMM: "I think Snypa is feeling a little Godfatherly for his final match!"
JR: "He's channeling the Dragon, Jarel Damone, for this last outing!"
King: "..."
"Hollywood, put ya guns in the air!"
Is this a concert? Because out of the passenger's side of the Impala comes legendary rapper Nas with mic in hand as Got Urself A... begins to play.
Woke up this mornin', (yeah)
You got yo'self a gun (yeah, yeah, yeah)
Got yo'self a gun
Yo, I'm livin' in this time behind enemy lines so
I got mine, I hope you (got yo'self a gun)
You from the hood? (got yo'self a gun)
Cartwright want beef? (got yo'self a gun)
And when he see you he gonna take what he want
So, you tried to front, hope ya (got yo'self a gun)
Cart ain't real! (got yo'self a gun)
Snypa reveals the signature sawed off shotgun that's hidden under his robes. He raises it to the sky and pulls the first trigger, prompting pyro to erupt on the stage that has been cleared. He makes the walk down the long aisle, slapping hands of fans.
Yo, he's the S the N, the Y-P-E-R
And If he wasn't, he must've been Escobar
You know the kid got his chipped tooth fixed
Hair parted with a barber's preciseness, Bravehearted for life
It's the return of the Golden Child, son of a blues player
So who are you playa? Y'all awaited the true savior
Puffin' that tropical, cups of that Vodka too
Papi chu', tore up, wake up in a hospital
Throw up? Never, 'member I do this through righteous steps
You Judists thought I was gone, so in light of my death
Y'all been all happy-go-lucky, bunch of sambos
Call me "God's Son", with my pants low
I don't die slow, put them rags up like Petey Pablo
This is Nasdaq dough, in my Nascar with this Nas flow
Flip the beat back, now it's all reppin'
Hit the record sto', never let me go, get my whole collection, yo
Nas tries to keep pace with the Man Rifle as he sprints and slides under the bottom rope into the ring. He gets up to a knee and then his feet as he raises his shotgun once more and fires the second trigger to prompt a fireworks show inside and outside the arena just as the song ends and the wrestler and rapper embrace just as Snypa removes the robe to reveal his ring gear for the night, an all-black jumpsuit covered in red dragons and red glass shards. The most important part is the dog collar around his neck waiting to be chained as he awaits his most hated rival. Nothing else matters but leaving this sport with the victory and breaking Cartwright body and soul in the process.
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Posted: Thu Apr 13, 2023 3:27 pm
The crowd already begins to loudly boo as they anticipate the entrance of Snypa's opponent, the owner of the company, Cartwright.
Cartwright and Staff Member Russo have made Snypa's life extremely difficult since Snypa came to the World Wrestling Federation Guild, starting with a War Games: Russo's Revenge match at Survivor Series to running the gauntlet at St. Valentines Day Massacre to earn tonight's match.
King: "Staff Member Meltzer, how many stars would you give Snypa's run in this promotion?!"
SMM: "Umm...well....you know...none of the matches were held in the Tokyo Dome so...."
The commentators microphones are temporarily silenced as the lights dim.
Let the bodies hit the floor,
Let the bodies hit the floor,
Let the bodies hit the.....
FLOOR!
Bodies by Drowning Pool hits the arena, earning a nostalgia pop from the hardcore fans in attendance.
Cartwright walks in to the stadium wearing his original attire, black wrestling boots, dark blue jeans and a black leather trench coat
"Introducing his opponent. From London, England and weighting-in at 210 lbs. He is The Talented One. He is The Extreme Englishman. HE....IS....CAAAARTWRIIIIGHT!"
Cartwright looks towards the ring at his long time enemy, who has been waiting for this match for months, before he makes the long walk down the ramp and towards the ring.
JR: "Cartwright said that at Wrestlemania, the gloves come off and we will see his most barbaric side!"
King: "Snypa got a preview of that side when Snypa got struck by a stun gun and hanged over the top rope!
Cartwright wants to see the end of Snypa once and for all!"
SMM: "That was actually very controversial, you know.
You know, I don't know how he got that past the sponsors."
King: "Cartwright told them it was Snypa and they all understood!"
JR: "That's ridiculous King!
Nobody deserves that!"
Cartwright climbs the steel steps and enters the ring through the top and middle ropes.
Cartwright's fists have already been taped, dipped in glue and then dipped into broken pieces of glass to fulfill the Taipei Death Match requirement.
Cartwright orders the referee to place the second dog collar around his neck, raising his glass-covered fists up towards his face as he prepares for the match to begin.
JR: "I don't think we should expect any scientific, technical wrestling in this one folks!
These two men hate each other!"
King: "I predict a wild and bloody brawl!"
SMM: "I would love to see a superkick, you know.
That would increase their star rating for sure."
JR: "How many stars do you give out now?!
Seven a match?!"
SMM: "It's like a flexible rating system.
You know, like, if it deserves a billion stars, that's what it will get."
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Posted: Thu Apr 13, 2023 4:06 pm
The referee has attached the collars, meaning these two are now bound together by chain until the end of this match. He calls for the bell to ring, officially starting this match.
JR: "And here we go! We are in for a slobberknocker!"
SMM: "Well, maybe there could be a few planchas in this match."
King: "Snypa should be in jail for just suggesting this match!"
If he's gonna win the final match of his career, the Man-Rifle has to do what he's done his whole career and just hit the gas. And he looks to do just that by pulling on the chain tethering the pair together, hoping to drag Cartwright into his waiting right hand. Could there be bloodshed already?
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Posted: Thu Apr 13, 2023 4:15 pm
Snypa looks to drag Cartwright towards him by the chain, but The Extreme Englishman has the same idea and the two struggle.
But Snypa outweighs Cartwright and this gives him the advantage, Cartwright slowly begins to be dragged towards him, a look of concern on The Boss's face.
As Cartwright begins to get at arms-length of his opponent, he looks to strike Snypa's right knee with a low kick!
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Posted: Thu Apr 13, 2023 4:22 pm
Just when the Extreme Sage thinks he's gonna get this party started, he's kicked square in the right knee, which puts him on one knee
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Posted: Thu Apr 13, 2023 4:27 pm
Cartwright smiles as he looks at Snypa, Cartwright thinks that he is so smart and good at this.
Raising his glass fists up, he prepares to unleash a series of jabs towards Snypa's face!
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Posted: Thu Apr 13, 2023 4:41 pm
The Extraordinarily Extreme Englishman appears to be in range, and the Extreme Sage decides to try headbutting him in the abdomen before popping up and attempting a knee to the chin if successful.
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Posted: Thu Apr 13, 2023 4:51 pm
It seems like Cartwright got himself too confident too soon, as a well-placed headbutt to the midsection halt his strikes and hunches him over!
Snypa returns to his feet and knocks Cartwright down to the mat with his knee strike to the chin.
Cartwright decides that he isn't enjoying this anymore and looks to escape the ring, under the bottom rope!
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Posted: Thu Apr 13, 2023 9:38 pm
Did ol' Captain Carty forget what kind of match he's in? If so, Snypa will attempt to remind him by tugging the chain in the hopes it sends the Briton into the apron.
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Posted: Fri Apr 14, 2023 1:19 pm
YOINK!
Cartwright started to relax on the outside, but the dog collar chain around his neck is here to stop Cartwright from getting away!
Snypa uses the chain to pull Cartwright spine-first in to the apron, dropping him to his knees in pain!
King: "Does exiting the ring help to get a star Meltzer?!"
SMM: "You know, it depends what happens.
Like if you are just time wasting on the outside, that's just like a rest hold to me you know?
But if a brawl is going on and crazy things happen, like that's cool you know?
I like cool things."
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Posted: Fri Apr 14, 2023 1:54 pm
Snypa exits the ring away from Cartwright, his eyes laser focused as he attempts to pull the chain to send Carty into the ring post.
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Posted: Fri Apr 14, 2023 2:21 pm
With pain still shooting up his spine, Snypa has an easy time pulling Cartwright towards the ring post, his taped fists barely protecting his head as he meets the steel object!
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Posted: Fri Apr 14, 2023 2:42 pm
Snypa moves closer, and looks to take a swing of a right at the Englishman's face
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Posted: Fri Apr 14, 2023 3:38 pm
Cartwright is leaning against the ring post following his collision as Snypa approaches him.
With a right hand coming his way, Cartwright hopes to slump against the ring post, causing Snypa to find it in his place!
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