Oh no thick walls, are gonna block the waves, No not quite space enough between that'd ever kill the bass, Ooh aah that shaking rattling cracking you can't take it cause you know it rubs you wrong, Out walked a stern faced Ardomis, with a focused pace. He carried no interest to the WWFG fans all around that surrounded him.
But does it rub you wrong? Ooh you can fight it if you want, if you want Yeah ooh you can fight it if you want, if you want No use hiding while denying it, You really don't want to fight so just join along, Just join along.
Piercing gaze unflinching from the ring ahead, approaching fast. Then the other member of Bad Company stepped out from the curtain, mic in hand. Ardomis may not have acknowledged a soul in the arena, but Fox did! Looking from one side to the other, sporting a snide smirk, broadly walking across stage to ramp.
I wake the neighbors up they always come a knocking, Each time I play a record they will try to stop me, oh Wish they'd leave me alone While my music's so low.
Reaching ringside, The Komodo Dragon lifted his mighty arm, grabbing the top rope with a single hand. Pulling himself up, he sent over one leg, with the other following, he entered the ring. Awaiting for Fox and for the match to start, he took a corner to stand in, in his patience.
Oh we win, with lights shining in, There ain't no flashing bright enough to make a house grow dim, Oh that booming soothing music ain't no reason for the police to roll right in, But don't look so grim.
The Fox had a grand ole time playing games with the fans! Offering a young boy in a Salem Croft tee a high-five! Nope! Gotta fix his perfect hair! A hot dog went flying, out from the hand of a hefty fellow in a Bison shirt, as Fox took to slapping his hand instead!
Ooh we can play it if we want, if we want Yeah ooh we can play it if we want, if we want, No use taming or complaining all we're saying is we'll play it if we want So come and play along.
Finally getting to ringside, Fox made a simple under rope roll.. oh! Wait, wait! Reverse roll! Fox is back out of the ring, it seemed he was forgetting to do something more! Approaching a young lady, giving a wink and flirtatious smile, filching her drink, then dumping its contents over her! Backing away in laughter at her appalled expression in shock! How could he?!
I wake the neighbors up they always come a knocking, Each time I play a record they will try to stop me, oh Wish they'd leave me alone While my music's so low.
His fun done, Fox rolled back in-ring, up to his feet, he was feeling rather joyous to take part in this match! Center of the ring, music faded and gone now, he brought up his mic to prattle on in a babble of smack talk!
"Maaaaaaan! When I got that phone call from Lil Miss Mickey, telling me to come on down and stay the night with me at Disneyland! I'm looonely, she says! Hollywood is right next door, I'll introduce you to stars!" Fox shook his head, unimpressed.
"Skank! Ain't nobody more star than me! But tell you what! Bad Company can come on down anyways and rock your world! Let's get that reunion on!" Taking a big smile look over at Ardomis, he side stepped to get a high-five! Left hanging, and not bothered in the slightest, Fox gave a nice rowdy arm patting to his partner!
Making a stroll around the ring, he continued his story. "A sobered down plane ride here and all I find is plain old, boring, Wrestlemania match! What a catfish!" Raising his hand to the boos that had been trailing him. "Hold on.. hold on, there's more. Get this, trampstampface is such a wagon jumper.. Generational to Bad Company and now Power?!" After counting off his fingers, he rubbed his face in astonishment! "Wow! Now I get to be the one that puts ol' yeller down! And it's gonna be so eeassee! Two half blind scabs in a anything goes kinda match! What a deal! Just bop their remaining eyes..!" Showing his wonderfully magnificent acting skills, as he closed one eye and covered the open one, and upping his voice in mock of Emiko..
"Cyrus?! Cyrus! Where ar-, oh! Yeah, I'm right here!" In a sudden open mouth shock from Fox, as he put an arm over his pecs! Giving a shake to his head. "No! Cyrus that's not my back!" Breaking his own made up character version of Emiko, Fox couldn't help laughing at himself! He's just so comic gold! "HAA! Haa! Haa! And ev-ha! And about Cy-ha ha! About Cyrus! Ha ha ha ha ha! I got a good one about him! Ha ha! But I'll tell ya after I wipe his one eyed arse!" With that said, he tossed his mic out and waited.
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Emiko Sone's white Hyundai Velostar vehicle rolls out onstage. Entrance music for her begins, as the driver rolls down her window.. A number of Monster energy drinks are tossed out, littering the stage, as she clears her car of not so empty drinks. Emerging from the car, Emiko slams the door with microphone in hand, eye low to ground and a tempered expression ill upon her face. Stepping away from her half a decade old transportation, taking center stage in front of it, she begins to sing.
Take a hit, shoot me down, shoot me down I will never hit the ground, hit the ground Playing dead, I'll never do Gotta keep an eye on you Her eye flicks up. Stern stare ahead to duo in ring.
Patience is wearing thin, paper thin Narrows eye.
Promises broke again, what a sin Face grows tense, chin side dips, eye dropping low.
But it only feeds my energy Rising a hand up, to a fist beside her abdominal scar.
So don't expect no sympathy Smoke, fire, it's all going up Short rhythmic sways to her fist, then points double digits up at her face.
Don't you know I ain't afraid to shed a little blood Tilts head, as if seeing through her purple painted eye
Smoke, fire, flares are going up, flares are going up Brazenly raises her chin.
Aaoh, won't wave my white flag, no! Throws head back in turning walk to left stage.
This time I won't let go! Shake of her head, arm outstretched, duo digits waving denial
I'd rather die! Quick hand cut across her throat
Than give up the fight, give up the fight! Give up the fight, give up the fight! Sharp 180, briskly walking to other side of stage, fingers shake scolding at audience.
Won't wave my white flag, no! Oh, I won't go down slow I'd rather die Attention fiercely faced to ring.
Than give up the fight, give up the fight! Give up the fight, give up the fight! Steps on ramp, amped to go, pointing dead at Ardomis.
Whoa, whoa-oh, whoa, whoa-oh! Whoa, whoa-oh, whoa, whoa-oh! Closes eye, head swung back, body swaying, slow steps back.
Put an X on my chest, on my chest Draws invisible 'X' on chest and pats it. But I'm still standing 'cause I won't forget Harshly pokes at side of her skull. The hell on earth you put me through Opens eye, again pointing at Ardomis. I'll save myself in spite of you Lowers face, glaring a fire in her eye.
Smoke, fire, it's all going up Slaps hand on torso, face boldly raises. Don't you know I ain't afraid to shed a little blood?! Smears hand away, exposing her torso scar.
Smoke, fire, flares are going up, flares are going up! Throws arm up, pointing to the rafters. Aaoh, won't wave my white flag, no! Head thrown back, a pivoting turn around. This time I won't let go! Back steps up ramp. I'd rather die! Steps halt onstage.
Than give up the fight, give up the fight Give up the fight, give up the fight Body heaves forward, crumbling into a crouch. Won't wave my white flag, no Top of her head, runs hand through hair. Oh, I won't go down slow I'd rather die Than give up the fight, give up the fight Give up the fight, give up the fight Gradually returning to a stand. Whoa, whoa-oh, whoa, whoa-oh! Whoa, whoa-oh, whoa, whoa-oh! Eye closed, body lightly swaying, upward palm spread, urging fans to join in on song.
White flag never going up, never going up, no, no Stills her body, eye lightly open low. White flag never going up, never going up, no, no! Peering down, face grows stressed, raising her voice! White flag never going up, never going up, no, no! Tightly shuts eye, shaking head.
Oh, won't wave my white flag, no This time I won't let go As verse is echoed, descent down ramp begins.
I'd rather die Than give up the fight, give up the fight Give up the fight, give up the fight In steady pace, eye held stern determination.
Won't wave my white flag, no Oh, I won't go down slow Halts at end ramp, as verse echoes.
I'd rather die Than give up the fight, give up the fight! Give up the fight, give up the fight! Standing strong, upside down mic in face, defiantly staring up at the duo.
Whoa, whoa-oh, whoa, whoa-oh! Suddenly drawn back a few steps up ramp.. Whoa, whoa-oh, whoa, whoa-oh! Fans sing along. Wave my white flag!! Face of rage, thrusts head forward! Whoa, whoa-oh, whoa, whoa-oh! Slow sink to a crouch at end of ramp. Whoa, whoa-oh, whoa, whoa-oh! Hand buries itself into the strands of darkness, Raise my white flag, no! her lowered head states it's final claim!
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After the end of Emiko's song, the epic opening guitar rift of Welcome to Jungle suddenly rung out over the PA.
Oh my god... Wooooooooooooaah!
Beams of red light danced on stage in rhythm of the music, exciting the crowds.
Welcome to the jungle we've got fun and games
We got everything you want honey, we know the names
We are the people that can find whatever you may need
If you got the money, honey we got your disease
Fog began to spill out onto the stage, covering up the entryway. Chants echoed throughout the arena as the audience awaited the return of the WWF Hall of Famer.Cyrus! Cyrus! Cyrus! Cyrus!
Finally, stepping out from the smoke was the man himself, Cyrus Leone and he was clad in his signature duster, as well as the Power Championship around his waist and his barbed wire steel chair in hand! The King of Beasts gazed up at the audience and raised his chair up over his head, glancing along the arena at the thousands of cheering fans with his one good eye. He smirked before he muttered to himself. "Hail to the king, baby!" Cyrus leaned the chair against his shoulder and walked halfway down the ramp, now focused on those that were in the ring. Some baggage from the past, Guy Cancer and Ardomis...
As he walked down the rest of the ramp, Cyrus stretched out arms and shoulders. The Untamed Lion was once again going to be set loose, and he was going to enjoy it! He stopped when he reached Emiko, and glanced at her for a moment before he took a few steps closer to the ring. Raising his chair up, he looked at it for a moment before turning his gaze towards the Fox.
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Still in her crouch and with The King here having her back, Emiko raises to a stand, making her own glance at the man with a barbed wire weapon in hand. She made a sudden charge! Sliding in-ring, sprinting up off the canvas, blowing past a dumbfounded Fox! Emiko leapt to the ropes beside Ardomis and springboarding off, she made first strike before the bell to start the match! Knee strike to the head! Could it be that she was taking a move out of Luca's play book?! The Azure Shot?!
The Komodo Dragon was sent staggering from his stance in the corner! Hand held firmly to his temple, while his other swam for the ropes and soon getting a grasp to top rope, he leaned back against it! A shake to his head from the sudden fog that eclipsed his mind!
His sight of a joke match was quickly shattered, as Fox's eyes grew in shock that his hired gun was immediately shook! Not about to forget so quickly of Cyrus, he turned back, again facing the direction of the Untamed Lion!
Fox didn't get to see how Emiko hit the ropes opposite of Ardomis and ran back to land another Azure Shot! The near seven footer was sent rolling over ropes, astonishingly landed on his feet!
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The Lion shot a grin at Fox as Emiko went to work on Ardomis. As Ardomis was removed from the ring, Cyrus sprung forward, rushing into the ring under the ropes. Popping to his feet he'd swing his barbed wire chair for Guy Cancer!
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Turning around just in time to catch sight of barbed metal and -WHACK-!!
If you listen closely, you could hear the sound of Fox's brain rattle around his skull, as he dropped onto canvas! Emiko may have gotten first strike, but The Lion drew first blood! The Fox held his forearms over impact, pain grimacing across the face!
A fast glimpse in paranoia, Emiko saw Fox was indeed busy dripping droplets on the mat, and then spotting Ardomis making a roll in.. She darted toward the dark beast, taking a baseball slide outside! This caused Ardomis to huff in exhaled irritation from out his nostrils! Rolling back out, Emiko rolled back in! And standing outside for a moment to stare in a growing vexation, adjusting his gloves to calm himself. Emiko Sone was now using The Fox's tactics and playing games with Ardomis! Though no smile graced her face, as Guy would gleefully taunt!
Posted: Tue Apr 18, 2023 2:54 pm
The Lion stared down at his opponent, and raising the chair up, would strike at Fox once again, this time looking to place a shot across Guy Cancer's back!
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Posted: Tue Apr 18, 2023 3:34 pm
Lethargically rolling to his front, while being stalked upon by The Lion, The Fox came to life! Another chair shot! This time barbs tearing across the flesh of his bare back! "AAAY-yaaahh!! Haaah, hah!!" The audience winced at The Fox's cries, yet cheered for more! Fox didn't want that! And so, he made an escape roll out! Coward! Get your lickings!
Emiko on her own stomach, as well, eyed the eyes of Ardomis, who carried no interest in further games. Grabbing the mid rope, cautiously getting up on the apron, ready to pounce and end this cat-mouse game!
The game wouldn't end, despite Ardomis's pre-cautions, as she simply slide out entrance side of ring, pushing herself back by hands and elbows. Passing by the dominant Untamed Lion and a whimpering Fox, in her reverse slither. Emiko on her feet now, backed toward the ramp, enraging the Komodo Dragon further! Dropping back to the ground in a charge, he picked up the top steel step in passing and hurled it at Emiko!
Posted: Tue Apr 18, 2023 3:48 pm
Dropping the chair at his feet, Cyrus finally to a pause to remove his duster. Tossing the coat out of the ring, the Lion shouted down at Fox. "This is it? You talk all of your s**t, I come out of retirement, and this is all you can take?"
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Sliding up against the barricade, hand to his leaking forehead, Fox drew his eyes up at a cross Cyrus.. and smirked! Raising an arm, he patted the air.. "Relax.. you'll get your fun!", then turned up a bird!
With a loud clanging bang, the steps missed Emiko by a foot! Staggering a few steps back at the near miss, wide eyed and rightly shook! The game was nearing an end, as Ardomis rushed on, determined to stomp down the gap between them!
A frightened Emiko turned and ran for her life! Back up the ramp and not even bothering with the door, tried to hop back in through the window! Head first, wiggling her way back in to hopeful safety! Not so! The Komodo Dragon catching her legs, began pulling her back out! "No! No! No no no no! Nooooooo!" The car went into a variety activity! Honking, blinking lights, trunk opening, headlights lit up, radio blasting, wipers wiping! And despite in all of her kicking, Ardomis wrenched her from the window!
Posted: Tue Apr 18, 2023 5:41 pm
The Lion glanced over as the car's horn sounded. Along with the screaming, honking, and the appearance of Emiko's car having a seizure, whatever was going on at the top of the ramp looked like a seen out of Jurassic Park. Shrugging, Cyrus lifted his blood stained chair off the canvas. "Alright then, I think I'll just mosey on over and bash your partner's skull in. Take your time." With that, he walked over to the other end of the ring and exited, making his way towards Ardominus Rex.
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The Fox gave a passive glance to the car ruckus and redirected his attention back to Cyrus, throwing a thumbs up in a gleeful smile. "Thanks! I will!" His thumb wiping away some blood from forehead, as if it would clean him up any better..
Then with Cyrus back turned, heading toward the ramp, The Fox darted after, aiming for a sucker lariat to the legs! That fiend!
A back elbow shot to the side of Ardomis's head and a hand jerking up to hold assaulted area, releasing Emiko's torso! Dropped to her knees in a moment of gained freedom, she popped back up and sprung for the trunk! He can't get her there! Or at least, he wouldn't, had Ardomis not shaken it off so quickly! Halfway in the trunk, caught by her hair! In desperate hold to the inside trunk, "EEEAAAAAHHH!!", screaming, as her hair felt to be torn from the scalp!
Then a -crack- and the Komodo Dragon was sent in a staggered stumble, turning away from Emiko! Getting her hands on a tire iron, she swung it blindly behind her, catching a shot to the temple of Ardomis!
Posted: Thu Apr 20, 2023 5:51 pm
The Lion didn't get far up the ramp before Guy Cancer decided to attack from behind, striking at his legs! The chair flew out of his hands as Cyrus fell forward, slamming into the ramp.
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Stumbling up to his feet, clearly dealing with a little coordination issue. "See! Fun! Like I said!" Fox stood for a moment, looking down at Cyrus with a smile, then up at the vehicle party, back to Cyrus again.
"What's this?!" Eyeing the barbed chair, Fox happily scooped it up! "Look what I found!" Raising it high, he would joyously lay it across Cyrus's back!
No mercy to spare the dark beast, Emiko slipped out the trunk and put to use her iron! Bringing the big man to his knees, as she stuck it to his side! Emiko ruthlessly gave another go with a swing, chopping the other side of his ribs!
Ardomis's face beet red in pain at the affliction of Emiko and now laid on his back! Emiko stepping back, assessing her damage and rubbing the back of her sore noggin, returned to the trunk.
Reaching in, jumper cables fell at her feet, an ice scraper soon joined, then a spare, and a car battery plopped on top of the pile! Finally.. closing the trunk. Tire iron, apparently done with, as it was left inside.
