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PROMPT: That drink you had tasted a little strong or maybe that food tasted a little weird. Either way, something fermented way too long or was misidentified. This was not planned, it was an accident. Everything is starting to feel a little funny and look a little funny. In fact, everything is just funny.
She was mad. Mad mad mad. Auroria wasn't normally bothered with her husband Polaris disappearing antics. They were sort of endearing. A little game between the both of them. He'd run off after lady tail, she'd track him down and bring him back, they'd kiss and have a wild night together and they'd repeat the cycle after a few weeks. It had been that way since she captured him. It was something to get used to but Polaris free love spirit really rubbed off on her. She knew what he was doing. It was the rules that he should stay in the borders to be safe. That's why time after time she brought him back as he blabbed on about his lil adventure. Knowing he was safe back with her was all she really wanted.
Not this time
HE PROMISED.
HE PROMISED HE PROMISED HE PROMISED.
Auroria's claws dug into the ground as snarled to herself, her eyes narrowed as with each step her anger boiled over more. The harpy was pissed. Polaris was normally so good at keeping his promises to her. Despite his antics he was deeply in love with her. So then why...WHY...Did he forget about his capturing date? The date they met? The date they became a very happy thing.
The best day of her life.
Auroria was going to pull every single feather off of that hot hunks beautiful wings and head and make a new husband for herself! At least feather Polaris wouldn't forget about the most important day between the both of them!
The mare fur bristled as she sniffed the air. She wasn't too far away from the harpy herd lands and she could smell him. Idiot could at least run away farther! If he was smart he would have been half way across the lands crossing his legs as he would be the most beautiful lady after she was done with him.
He was never that smart though. Hot but smart.
A strange scent hit her nose that cause her to make a full stop. Her face wrinkled in disgust. It smelt like strong off fruit. Where in the world...It was coming from...
"WIFEY!" The large male bounced threw a near by bush towards his harpy lover. "Oh you are so lovely lovely Kiss kiss for you!" He wabbled a bit as he grinned to her with a goofy grin, leaning close to give her those much needed kisses!
Auroria put a wing up between the two. The smell...Was coming from him. "Polaris...What have you been doing?!"
Polaris instantly started to pout. "I was getting special special drinky drinkies for you...And had one...Or six...Was it ten sippy sippies? Tasted funny but GOOD! Everything is so funny funny but you are so pretty pretty I LOVE YOUUUU!" The male started giggling like a little filly.
Auroria let out the most defeated sigh. "What were these special drinks you had Polaris?"
"That's hubby hubby ooooooo you hurt my heartsh so much my beautiffful starshight sky!" He had to pause and think about what the drinky drinkes were all about again. "Ummm...OHHH! RIGHT! I asked the artisan boys to make a special drinky drinkies for us for our....." He paused again, squinting to himself hard as he tried to remember why he went for drinky drinkies. "It was important...A surprise...For today...." Steam was just about coming out of his ears from the hard brain gear turning going on in his head. "I forgeth."
Auroria's heart melted as all her anger washed away. He had tried to do something sweet for his capture day. Sure he messed up but with her big dumb hot idiot? It was the thought that counted. "Polaris, where are these...Drinks you speak of?"
Polaris gave a half panicked look as he stumbled slightly. After some fancey quick foot work to balance himself he whined. "I thook a shippy ship....It wash good. So I thook another...And another...And another...Shen the drinky drinkies wash all gone. Ih don't know how it happenhs...I hahds the drinky drinkies! Shomeone musht have stolen them!" He leaned to the side glaring into the path he had come from and fell over. "Oof!"
"Polaris...Where have you been all this time as well?" It was a moot question at this point. She could tell whatever he drank was slowly making him worst over time. He was having a hard time standing and he was slurring his words. He didn't SEEM like he was dying but...She stilled worried about him the dummy.
"I WASH TRYING TO FIND YOU BUTH I GOT LOSHED! ITH'S OK THOUGH! BEAUTIFULSH WIFY WIFY SHAVED ME!" Polaris snorted and started to laugh on the ground, his legs kicking with no thoughts behind the actions. "I LOVESH YOUUUU SOOOOO MUSH MY GUIDING SHTAR IN THE DARKNESSSS~" The male was starting to sing loudly so everyone could hear him if anyone was around.
That was it. Auroria didn't know what was going on but she needed to get her dumb dumb home. She'd figure out what to do with him after she got him somewhere safe. "Polaris, I love you. Let's go back to the nest."
"FORHS KISSY KISSY?"
"If it will get you home, for kissy kissy."
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Polaris groaned as the first beams of morning hit his face. He shifted one of his wings over his face to try to block out the sudden pain. His head was killing him. He squinted as he tried to look around without moving too much. He didn't know where he was. He could feel straw. He could smell is beloved. The nest? When did he get into the nest? He shifted to sit up and a pain he had never felt before ripped down his being from his head. Everything hurt. He gave up and laid his head back down, trying to remember...Anything. He got the special drinks, he tried a little bit and....Nothing. He remembered nothing. Now everything was just pain.
He laid in silence for a bit before gasping as bolting up to his feet. "MY CAPTURE DAY- Ow owowowowow." He winced as he buckled over in pain.
"Stop moving you goof." The sweet tones of his lovely wife filled their area.
"My stunning star light...What happened? I don't remember anything." His voice was barely above a whisper as everything was in pain.
"I'm not too sure but after I got you back here you stole all the best silks and feathers and fell into the watering hole. There's a few ladies and men after your feathers now." Auroria couldn't help but smirk as she recalled the night's events.
Polaris groaned. "I'm so so so sorry my guiding light. I just wanted something special for my capturing day. It was the happiest day of my life. I just wanted to share my joy and love with you."
Auroria let out a defeated sigh as she laid down beside her poor man. "I know my husband. I know. I'll protect you from them. Don't worry."
Polaris smiled softly. "I love you so much my wife."
"I love you too."
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WC: 1171+, I added a little bit more when I was making everything pretty.
