Weirdest/most random thing youve heard

[Soul-Dye]

Napalm is natures toothpaste from the comic Ctrl + Alt + Del  

[Maluc_Fieri]

It's all bout Dane Cook. "God damn JEWS... BLACKS... raRGH!" lmao.... "Get the jelly t**t!"  

[Klous d-Arc]

Read any of the Happy noodle boy comics.

Now THAT'S random but oh so funny.  

[Maluc_Fieri]

Yggdressel

Read any of the Happy noodle boy comics.

Now THAT'S random but oh so funny.

that had slipped my mind.... I agree with you... much more random than anything else... serisouly.. I don't think it's possible to be any more random and still make any sense... not that Happy Noodle boy did... but it completed it's purpose.

"Mock me?! You freid Cyclops!"  

[Ravenwolf]

Okay, this is stupid... On Ed, Edd, and Eddy, when either Edd or Eddy was asking Ed something, and Ed just said "Pass the mustard." It's not funny at all now, but back then it made my brother and me crack up sooo much. Maybe we were just sleep drunk.  

[Teddy Tibbers]

not exactly a person but....eric cartman (ALL HAIL CARTMAN) twisted  

[jpmacor]

i'm gonna have to go with george carlin on this one, although i'll be showing my age with that one wink  

[Aricka]

It is like a sacred relic. Fun to look at, but no touchy.
from: Shizure the Bloodstained  

[Who is Puffer Fish]

"Did you just say there's a tree in your locker?!?"

Er...
A friend of mine to me when I told her there was a tree in my locker.
We planted it in my yard, but a squirrel ate the leaves off it..  

[AydenCross]

Gross + most random comment I blurted out during an argument....

My friend just said, 'Your Mother has AIDS!'

Which is horrible and random by itself, but I said the first thing that popped in my head.

"YOUR Mother has a...FROTHY v****a!"

*Dead Silence*  

[rainbow_in_the_dark]

One of the most random things I heard was while I was at work one day. I was in the parking lot and saw a mom and her daughter and the daughter started runnin ahead like kids are usually doing. I pay it no mind. Then I hear the mom go "If someone kidnaps and kills you because you ran on ahead of me, it is NOT my fault!"

The funny thing about it was how FAST that kid came to a halt, I was surprised there were not little streams of smoke coming out from under her shoes.

As for discussions I have had with random, well, plenty of that. Sample:

I want to run screaming things in the front yard until I fall down from exhaustion. When people ask me what the hell I was doing, I would give them a calm answer.

I was recreating the scene from Talladega Nights. Then scream at them "I'm ON FIRE! HELP ME OPRAH!!!" and start again.

or

Encouraging them to run up to someone, yell either Trollhammaren or Sushi Ganzaa; and then run away.  

[Azul y Mar]

When the rode collasped near my school and they fixed it again.

Me: Por fin (finally)

Friend: What what?

Me; The fixed is bridge!

friend: What the heck did you jsut say?

Me: Argh I meant bridge is blah forget it

Firend: Thats what you get for thinking in englsih and talking in spanish

that happend to me a lot >.<  

[Kiya1314]

I've heard a lot of weird things, like, these for example:

"I'm too scholared of a book for you." Just don't ask, my friends and I were pretty hyper.

"because hes just so hot the unicorns have taken over his insides and cant handle the hottness so they're magicalness has to escape" Ok, this one I know. This was a good friend of mine's explaination to why purple smoke was coming out of his body.

And then there was when I answered the phone, someone was calling and I had to get to school so i picked up the phone said: "We;'re not home!" and then slammmed the receiver down.  

[Megami Ryu]

jeff dunham is the funniest! has anyone seen walter? walter is my favorite of his skits. xd  

[AydenCross]

Yeah he's pretty funny. Unfortunately my roommates rented his DVD, and then after I saw it...

It played on Tv for like 3 weeks.

I was kinda irritated, so I don't really find it funny as much.