Corrupt a Wish

[Mew Rocks!]

One of my friends made up the game. She's used it a lot on the internet, probably on gaia too.

In this game a person has to make a wish, and the next person has to make the wish come true but corrupt it
Ex.
first post: I wish I had cotton candy

Second Post: POOF! You get cotton candy but it's infected and you die of pneumonia

I wish I had a million dollars

Third Post: AZAHM! You get a million dollars, but a robber breaks into your house at night and steals all your money

I wish my sister were nicer...

And so on and so on. I'll start off the topic.

I wish I could draw well.  

[Etrelia]

Bam!!! You can draw but you run out of money because you bought art supplies so your poor eek

Wish I could count to 1,000,000,000

 

[alienboy1196]

Viola, you can but you die of overage trying to count to it

I wish my chores would do themselves.  

[Aria Azure]

zing, they do but they only do it for a short period of time

I wish i knew what to wish for.  

[Deyv87]

Kra-Kow! (Death of Superman reference)
You figure out what to wish for and wish for it, but it gets corrupted.  

[Aria Azure]

kerpow!!!
You didn't make a wish, so you don't get your wish granted

i wish that i could fight zombies  

[Deyv87]

(s**t)

*Piff*
You can fight them... but they eat you.

I wish I hadn't forgotten to wish before.  

[Aria Azure]

granted, but no one new what you would of wished before.

i wish he wasn't such an idiot  

[Silver Shadow600]

Boom! He's now the smartest person on Earth, and takes over the planet.

I wish I owned a Wal-Mart.  

[Aria Azure]

bam! You do but no one buys stuff

i wish i had a tree in my room  

[xeinotsu]

Ba-BOOM!
You get a tree in your room, but it is an evil possessed tree that ensnares you in its roots and uses your corpse as a food source.

I wish My Little Ponies were real.  

[Aria Azure]

fawapooo!!!
But they stomp people to death

I wish i was a hammer rather than a nail  

[Klaharl]

poof you get your hammer but there's super glue on the handle

i wish i can sleep  

[Aria Azure]

granted but you can't wake up

I wish i could fly  

[Klaharl]

granted but you turn into a fly

i wish for ice cream