5 word Story!

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Yes this is the place where each user only says 5 words than the next user will post 5 and so on, and when there is enough I'll post the whole story than we will start over! Yay I'll start off!

Once upon a time there,  

[EMU1]

...was a chicken named Earnest  

[`iPod`]

He lived in China, one  

[iSnuffles]

day he felt really lonely...  

[The Spork Advocate]

and decided to play with  

[iSnuffles]

an old gwee plushie named  

[EMU1]

Bert. They always enjoyed playing  

[iSnuffles]

spit while smearing jelly on  

[Bubblegum Electric]

exotic foods. But then after-  

[Slanzer]

getting pushed down the stairs  

[iSnuffles]

he went to go marry  

[eclara]

Fred the polar bear. They...  

[Bubblegum Electric]

were madly in love. It-  

[Yondaime11]

was said that the bear  

[Bubblegum Electric]

found it's true love, it-