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 Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2007 12:24 pm
This game used to be popular around the MuggleNet fourms.
People who have not read the books and/or have not seen the movies may not be interested.
And a warning: May contain spoilers for those who have not read book 6 yet.
The game is that you take a quote from the books or the movies and you replace one of the words with "pants"
Stupid, yes, but defiantly good for a couple laughs.
Examples
Original Quote
"Pity you can't attach an extra arm to yours [broom], Malfoy. Then it could catch the Snitch for you." ~Harry Potter
New Quote
"Pity you can't attach an extra arm to yours [broom], Malfoy. Then it could catch the pants for you." ~Harry Potter
Humorous, no? Some more examples...
[Prefects Who Gained Power:] "A Study of Hogwarts Prefects and Their Later Pants... That sounds fascinating..." ~Ron Weasley
"At least no one on the Gryffindor team had to pants their way in. They got in on pure talent." ~Hermionie Granger
All right, let's see what the HP fans here can think up...
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Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2007 1:06 pm
"Tell me Mr. Potter, what would you get if you added a powder root to pants"? [snape]
"Well then can you tell me what the difference between pants and wolfbane"? [ snape]
"...Well believe it or not some one has already pantsed me"!!!
[ hermione]
"Will you... go to the pants... with me"? [george]
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Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2007 1:14 pm
"Brilliant! It's Potions last thing on Friday! Snape won't have the time to pants us all!" ~Harry Potter
*one of my personal favorites* Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Pants
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Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2007 2:23 pm
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Pants
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Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2007 2:31 pm
"I believe your friends Misters Fred and George Weasley were responsible for trying to send you a pants seat. No doubt they thought it would amuse you." ~Dumbledore
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Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2007 5:15 pm
"Pants beyond measure is man's greatest treasure." ~Luna Lovegood
"Are you quite sure you wouldn't like a pants drop, Dolores?" ~Prof. McGonagall
"You should have died! Died rather than pants your friends, as we would have done for you!"~ Sirius Black
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Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2007 3:50 am
"Who wouldn't want pants that can burn, sting, and bite all at once?" ~Draco Malfoy
"You two just Apparated in my pants!"
"Yeah, well, it's harder in the dark --" ~Ron and Fred/George Weasly
"We had to write about our pants at school, Mr. Mason; I wrote about you."
– Dudley
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Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2007 10:20 am
hillarious blaugh i don't know any HP in english
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Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2007 3:02 pm
"But you're Muggles! We must have a drink! What's that you've got there? Oh, you're changing Muggle pants. Molly, look!" – Arthur Weasley
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Posted: Sat Jul 14, 2007 4:02 am
also don't know any Harry Potter (pants) in English sweatdrop
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Posted: Sat Jul 14, 2007 6:27 am
Quote: "He was nicking Sirius's stuff" ~Harry Potter "He was nicking Sirius's pants"
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Posted: Sat Jul 14, 2007 12:02 pm
"I want to fix that in my pants forever. Draco Malfoy, the amazing bouncing ferret..." Ron Weasley
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Posted: Sun Jul 15, 2007 10:49 am
"By all means continue destroying my pants. I daresay I have too many." Albus Dumbledore
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Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 3:29 pm
"Harry spent a lot of the last week of the holidays pondering the meaning of Malfoy's pants on Knockturn Alley."
lol
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