3 word story

[amiriachan]

Ok the game is simple..let us all construct a story but we can only each do a 3 word sentence at a time...

For example:

Person 1: Three bees fly
Person 2: Up very high

Ok I will get things started. Our story begins with:

That mean monkey  

[footballwizz]

began hitting me  

[amiriachan]

with a banana  

[LadyOfTheRoses]

that was rotten  

[amiriachan]

so it squished  

[LadyOfTheRoses]

on my head  

[amiriachan]

which is bald  

[Eponines Secret]

because my mother  

[amiriachan]

shaved the hair  

[Balliamo]

off of her xp  

[amiriachan]

until she cried  

[Coquilles]

"MAMA please stop!"  

[amiriachan]

but the mother  

[Coquilles]

said she would  

[amiriachan]

stop only if