Yo Momma Jokes

[Sexclamation]

Alright, what I would like everyone to do is post your favorite "Yo Momma" joke.

I'll start.

Yo momma is so fat that when she walked across the train tracks, the guard rails went down!  

[Sexclamation]

Yo momma is so stupid that she yelled into and envelope and thought she was sending a voicemail.
lol  

[wrungxOUTxrainbowz]

LOL

Yo momma so fat she has her own area code.

 

[Skyva]

Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon  

[MrSoftee]

your mommas so dumb she had to bangkok to get a tiefighter Robot chicken lol

and

Your mommas so fat she has to use I-95 as a slip-n-slide.

(I-95 is a highway.)  

[The Sarahdactyl]

Yo Momma's so fat that when she stepped on the dog's tail, we had to start calling him beaver.

another.

Yo momma's so fat that when she had a tattoo of the United States put on her stomach, the text tattooed above it said.."*ACTUAL SIZE".

rofl  

[Xenomorph Warrior]

yo momma so fat that when she wore high heels and walked up a hill then came back, it turned to flip flops.  

[XCrystalxTearsX]

yo momma is so desperate for sex that she would rape a child (jokey LoL )  

[ginnchi]

Yo momma so ugly, when she stripped at a strip club they paid her to put her clothes on!
 

[Skyva]

Yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired on it.  

[ginnchi]

Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says 'to be continued'.  

[PLUR13]

Yo mama so fat it takes 9 buses, 5 trains,1 plane, and a five hour drive to get to her good side((LOL))

Yo mama so ugly that when we went trick or treating they actully thought she had a mask on

 

[Skyva]

Yo mama so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!  

[MrSoftee]

your mamas so fat she eats wheat thick. rofl

your mamas so fat she goes to a restaurant, looks at the menu and says ok

last one

your mamas so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince  

[ginnchi]

Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!