Illiterate/Completely Random Roleplay Rules

[Zylo the Wolfbane]

yeah yeah yeah hold on a sec. *starts sawing into tree with chainsaw, humming happily as blood spews from the tree.*  

[SassyMoriarty]

8blood spatters on face.* HOLY MUFFIN JELLO,IT BURNS!  

[XSuki_MikaX]

O.O *Watches.*  

[SassyMoriarty]

eek *wtaches back*  

[Zylo the Wolfbane]

*finishes chopping tree and smiles* there we go, all better.  

[XSuki_MikaX]

*The tree's guts and stuff come back to life.* O_O  

[Zylo the Wolfbane]

*lights match and flicks it at tree, guts and tree catch fire* mmmm bonfire  

[XSuki_MikaX]

*One of my eyes twitch as i climb back onto my store shelf.*  

[Zylo the Wolfbane]

*Smiles and warms my hands at the fire*  

[XSuki_MikaX]

*Throws a bottled water at Zylo and it hits him upside the head, asploding.* xd  

[Zylo the Wolfbane]

*gets knocked out and falls on floor*  

[XSuki_MikaX]

ZOMFG i thinks he's dead! *Climbs down from my shelf and pokes him with a stick.*  

[SassyMoriarty]

I will test to see if he died!. *gets firecrackers and lays them next to his head and kights them*


*runs behind tree*



*BOOM*  

[Zylo the Wolfbane]

*head disappears*  

[SassyMoriarty]

0_O ummmmmmmm