I'm a Genie, you get one wish...

[XxTrampledxX]

Granted, but you get fired your first day on the job. and because of this, you can not get a job anywhere else accept you so you become a prostitute.

I wish Colton Haynes was played edward instead of Robert Pattinson (yuk!)

(and to all you screaming fangirls, Gaspard Ulliel IS mine!)  

[Haroun_aha]

lol i do aswell, but it turns out that niether of them can because they both mysteriously die and the entire movie has to be acted out by three girls in wigs and stuff, making it the worse thing anyone has ever seen!!!!! <3

I wish for a tan, even though its december.....  

[Jesse_Jawbreaker]

Granted but you fell asleep in the tanning booth and your tan is a bright orange! Good Luck with that......

I wish my dog wasnt so stupid and would stop running into things....  

[Bibliophillic]

Granted. Your dog is now so smart he initiates a successful New World Order. Welcome to Canineopolis.

I wish for a non-twisted wish.  

[Tetrachloromethane]

Granted, but what you've wished for doesn't come true at all.

I wish for snow.  

[Relax92]

Granted, but you'll get buried under the snow.
I wish for infinite wishes.  

[puppyman939]

Granted, But u only get 2 seconds of wishing time
i wish for money  

[Lord-Alucard-Hellsing-666]

Granted You get all the money from Fort Knox then get thrown in jail with Bubba.
(Cause the money was stolen from them)

I wish for The Anime Chobits.  

[Katie Dilver]

I wish for...
hmmm, a piece of silver paper!
;]

 

[Merrin Spicer]

Granted, but then your dog pisses on it.

I wish that I had 25 pounds of weed right now.  

[homicidal-duck-tape]

Granted but the moment you touch it the cops come in and bust you for drungs, also there is no bail or chance of parol! muahaha!


I wih they would release the backmounted wings already >>

 

[Mystical Prodigy]

Granted. They will, but it will look ugly.

i wish i was a vampire  

[Irken Tallest Kira]

Granted, you are all wrinkely

I wish that the guy i like would like me back.  

[Sinful Pity]

Granted, but now he calls you every minute of the day and follows you around EVERYWHERE, being a stalker.

I wish I had Jonas Brothers tickets!  

[Vashtastic]

granted, but while at the concert, britney spears decides to crash and ruins the party.

i wish george w. bush would fall off a cliff.