"Why Not" Play Wrong Answer Game

[DancingCherryBerry]

Because your mom invented them in 1900's


Why are there posers/wannabes everywhere?! stare  

[Skelanimic Polka-Dot]

They're so famous, that people pose as posers!

Why Are hippos fat?  

[habitualParadoxifier]

Because chocolate is the major component of most elements!

Why did my bird jump onto his swinging perch?  

[Gatta Forte]

Because he believes that he will find a laptop computer there.

What is my username?

 

[sweetlilann]

because he wanted to play on the computer

why is fire hot?  

[Chibimaru kun]

because i touched it


why is everything so expensive?  

[Kirby Cocoa]

I am who I am...

Because the grass in my front yard is dead. xp

When will everybody fall victim to the cute evilness that is a Grunny?

Deal with it...

 

[xXx_Geseal_xXx]

When my feet warm up.

Why do people sing in the shower?

 

[Chibimaru kun]

because, it wards off all the monsters
 

[DancingCherryBerry]

Hmm why are scissors deadly?!  

[Ohmi-Jeebus]

Because they're not tissue paper.

Why is my pool not clean? D:  

[Amb3r Lamps]

Because there are rude fishies in there. D=

Why are there evil fishies? D=

 

[Ohmi-Jeebus]

Because there's no rainbows where they come from.

Why are there rainbows? biggrin  

[Bellstrom]

Because God created them when he was high.

Why am I going to force you to eat poison cookies?  

[Lady Zelda Dragoness]

Because my blueberry juice doesn't seem to like you.

What's my dog's name?