Destroy the Previous Poster Game!

[magic_doglover]

*rips the pipe from the wall behind you and impales you with it*  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

*immerses you in hydrochloric acid*  

[magic_doglover]

*feeds you to a blue whale*  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

*straps magic_doglover to a large target and then uses him as target practice with my machine gun*  

[magic_doglover]

*puts you through a meat grinder, makes meatloaf from the meat, and has a pleasant dinner with my grandmother*  

[Nazara]

* chucks you off a boat into the gaping jaws of a great white shark*  

[magic_doglover]

*shoots you on the conveniently-placed target on your shirt* mrgreen  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

*sticks him in a flamethrower testing camp*  

[magic_doglover]

*spreads mayo and cheese on your back and snaps your spine to make a nice sandwich for my picnic*

anybody want some?  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

*fillets him with this machete*  

[magic_doglover]

*crushes the helmet with his head still inside*  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

*flosses his teeth with razor wire until it cuts through his whole head*  

[magic_doglover]

*pumps grape jelly into his stomach until he bursts*  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

*cuts him up like roast beef*  

[magic_doglover]

*pumps strawberry jelly into his stomach until he bursts*