Relm of the Bizarre

[Vampirate Captain]

pirate Yar! (that almost looked planned) pirate  

[XSuki_MikaX]

ROWR!!!! *bites the vampire pirate*  

[XSuki_MikaX]

:O *bites the carrot then steals it a runs away and eats it and then Cains hair splodes.*  

[Methodless Madness]

"LOGIC WAS NEVAH EVAH MENTIONED!" she shouted before going on. "Why? 'Cause some people weren't likin' it!" Zanna ran around in circles, dodging rotten tomatoes, carrots, and hissing cats. She picked up all the cats, put them in a cat-apult, then fired them at Cain, all the while singing annoying Disney songs such as "Fly on the Wall" by Miley Cyrus. And various, crappier songs by the Jonas Brothers.
"Don't you think the Jonas Brothers look, y'know, a little...FEMININE?"  

[XSuki_MikaX]

THEY'RE MAAAAAAN-LADIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ROOOOOOOOOOOOWR!!!!!!!  

[Cain Wolfbane]

Ph33r t3h l33t!!! *ice cream trucks rain from the sky and crush everyone, including me, ow...*  

[Methodless Madness]

"Ouch." she muttered as she crawled out from underneath the ice cream truck. "I WANNA REFUND!" she screamed, then took 15 ice cream sandwiches out of the truck. "Yeah. From now on they shall be 'The Jonas Sisters.' If anyone objects to that, please speak now." she said, waiting for an answer. "Okay." she snapped her fingers and the Jonas Brothers appeared before them, wearing dresses and sporting big ribbons in their hair. "There we go, much better." The realm suddenly opened up and swallowed the Jonas Sister whole, along with their fanbase of 129032478 pre-teen girls.  

[Cain Wolfbane]

"I think I will stay under this ice cream truck untill it is over." Cain said while getting a fudgesickle.  

[Methodless Madness]

>W< *noms on her ice cream* I LOVE ICE CREAM SANDWICHES!  

[XSuki_MikaX]

FUDGSICLES ARE BETTAR!!!!!! *eating a fudgesicle, having taken it after kicking the icecream truck and after squirming out from under it.*  

[Cain Wolfbane]

Are legs supposed to be flat and pancake-like? *looks at legs*