hammer, duct tape, or clothes hanger?

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Hammer. I'll get Jay-Z to help me.


The Swept Away remake, starring Madonna  

[GoldenFraggle]

Hammer to bash that horrific thing into dust !!!!!

A bunch of drunk rednecks !  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Hammer. Lots of them.


A flamethrower that's not functioning properly.  

[Ninja Rin666]

Duct tape fixes everything, but you already knew that.


Loss of interest.  

[GoldenFraggle]

Duct tape ! You can make crafts with it !

Lady GaGa & Beyonce's 'Telephone' video  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Duct tape for my eyes.


An armless dentist.  

[Master Azrael Reaper]

clothes hanger attachments for his arms, and duct tape the hammer to them so he can get them teeth out of you!

rampaging bull  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Hammer it to death.


Hitler in a miniskirt and high heels.  

[magic_doglover]

duct tape. you can use it to make a better outfit for him, fashion-McGuiver-style. (don't know how to spell the name.)

people are hard to understand.  

[coco_mademoiselle000]

hammer. just knock some sense into em!

your car is rusty.  

[magic_doglover]

clothes hanger. it may take a few years, but you can scrape it off. 3nodding

i love to spin around, but people might have me commited if i do it in public.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

I'd go Joan Crawford on you with a coat hanger.


Perez Hilton  

[magic_doglover]

don't know who that is, but assuming that it is an annoying person, take a hammer to their head.

bored.  

[Afi_Kino]

Hammer. You shouldn't be bored, with all that stuff you have in your house to break.

They got me a white chocolate cake, and not a dark chocolate one.  

[magic_doglover]

hang up the white chocolate cake with a clothes hanger for you to eat later, as you call for the right cake to be delivered.

i want to go to California.