Wrong answer game!

[HoshiImai]

No.My little friend can

Why his my phone ringing  

[Cheery Pessimist]

Because my cat, (the mob boss) put a hit on you.

Why did I post here?  

[HoshiImai]

because your cat told you to

could my cat kick your cats butt?  

[Cheery Pessimist]

Yes but if He did he'd be as good as dead

Why are there so many feline related questions?  

[373s8f5789d30]

Because dogs rule.

Where is the rainbow?  

[Cheery Pessimist]

I believe I'm currently wearing it.

Why dose it have to be so muggy outside my house?  

[HoshiImai]

Because Mother Nature is on her rag for this month

why must it look gloomy outside?  

[Nymphetamine-x]

Because everything sucks.

Why does all junk food taste so good?! gonk  

[373s8f5789d30]

Because they all have nicotine in them.

Why am I feeling restless/anxious?  

[Brianna Toadstool]

Because you're waiting for your clothes to be done in the dryer.

Why did the horse cross the plains?  

[Rathlarias Moondown]

There's a time to discriminate
Hate every ******** that's in your way

To find Chuck Norris.

Why does my head hurt?

 

[Shardan Magenstaff]

Because there's a super fighting robot from the year 2010 on a quest from Dr. Light to make the city safe again.

Why do robots fight?  

[44hrygydi]

Because dogs pant when they are hot.

Why do cats have whiskers?  

[Shardan Magenstaff]

Because ninjas go on panty raids.

Why do ninja robots raid pirate ships?  

[373s8f5789d30]

Because they get stiff without rum.

Why are cats so adorable?