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[Psyzapp]

SP-O Wlm Dougherty

*staggers into thread* Whoo maade thooss dooonutzzz?? ... *staggers back out again*

*Evil Grin* VENGEANCE is MINE!!!! twisted
I gotta spread the evil in other threads too ya know. wink  

[Eileen50]

Evil? Not in Eileen's Realm ... wink  

[havenne17]

But maybe evil belongs in the killing thread....  

[Nei1]

*casts resta on this thread*  

[Psyzapp]

Enters with her lightening whip and whips/electrocutes thread thoroughly until thread submits to her will. twisted  

[shadow_dragon_13]

Walks into thread with a little box. Sets little box in the center of the thread. On the box are the letters "PANDORA'S". Shadow opens box and unleashed unmentionable evils and caos.  

[bandaidd]

*finds a pretty box in the middle of the thread*
empty. sad
but it has mummy's name on it. better take it back to her.  

[shadow_dragon_13]

enters the thread with a friendly purple dinosaur who's name is forbiden for Shadow to speak.  

[Gilda Geezer]

*Injects thread with massive doses of Valium* Ok lads and lasses, this thread has been diagnosed with a fast growing cancerous growth. However, the tumor is benign, not malignant. Simply put, it may be painful but it ain't gonna kill it.

In other news, there are some psychologists who have expressed interest in studying this thread. Something about differences and similarities of Sadism vs. Masochism and how the two are linked... Your continued posting is much appreciated... pirate

*Briskly leaves the thread and returns with videos of Shari Lewis & Lambchop to put in the VCR/DVD player Psyzapp has so thoughtfully provided.* Can someone please turn on this thing to the Tele-Evangelists channel once this video is over, thread needs some hard-core bible-thumpers to keep it company... wink  

[Psyzapp]

Unmentionable Purple Dinosuar? Shari Lewis & Lambshop? Tele-Evangelists?! eek NOW THAT IS TORTURE! *can hear thread screaming for mercy as she drags thread by the hair to force it to watch in horror.*  

[shadow_dragon_13]

Muahahaha, working as a team to make the thread go into a state of phsycosis  

[wiccan j]

*Walks in and looks around* Hmmmmmm, what do we have here? A killing thread? Interesting indeed. *Bangs staff onto floor, immediately a swirl of pretty colors float to the sky. A massive figure looms overhead. With a swift motion of it's hand, the massive figure creates a wind stronger than any other. All the geezers are blown into a black vortex with no hope of return* MWAHAHAHAHAHA twisted  

[QuietStorm XII]

Thats it! scream

* Casting the bone scythe aside, an evil energy begins to build inside me. Suddenly Dark wings bursts from my back, unleashing a horde of demonic bats. I clutch the thread with my talons and shoot to the sky. Day becomes night in a matter of moments. Above the clouds, I pause. The bats circles us, waiting for their chance. Suddenly, I dive back towards the ground at full speed. At the last minute, I let go and fly to safety as the thread crashes into the earth. *

NOW! scream

*The bats rush the thread in a feeding frenzy. Ripping and tearing the thread into sheer ribbons. When they had their fill, the thread is barely recognizable. I hover the gruesome scene, beaming in full approval smile *  

[wiccan j]

*sensing Storm's intentions, I cast a protective aura around me and waits the onslaught out. Hearing nothing I peek out* HOLY HELL!! Storm was pissed!! But, as a survivor, I call upon the 4 winds for help:

East to West I call thee near, North to South come settle here. Winds of night, winds of day, I conjure thee come and stay.

This should help repair this thread for my chance to kill it!! MWAHHAHAHAHAHA twisted