Divorced Above Because...

[Keisaku Hakurei]

Divorced Rockabilly Samurai for thinking his sword can beat my guns.  

[Nei1]

Tensai Showa Hayata, how could sell the child!? They're laws against it.  

[Wretched Soul]

Divorced Miss Nei1 for running around half-naked in front of other guys. Apparently Monogamy does sound like Monotony. xp  

[Nei1]

I took a bath after the recent event.

Divorces Wretched Soul for having me dirty.  

[Keisaku Hakurei]

Divorced Nei1 for thinking I sold Sunako. Do I need to have her with me at all times?  

[Nei1]

When she's that young - yes.

Divorces Tensai Showa Hayata for begin a bad parent.  

[Stargazer Lily]

^ Divorces Nei1 for using a blow dryer on Jack. Eww, wet dog was bad enough, but blow drying makes it worse.  

[Keisaku Hakurei]

Nei1

When she's that young - yes.

I can't leave her with my neighbor occasionally? D:

Divorces Stargazer Lily for not being in her Pad more often.  

[Ghost of Lily]

Divorced Showa for confusing me with my twin. crying  

[Keisaku Hakurei]

Divorced Ghost of Lily for not having heard the word about the bird

A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird
Bird bird bird - bird is the word...  

[wiccan j]

Divorced Showa for plucking my bird gonk How could you???!!!! scream It was so delicate!!!  

[lady leko-chan]

divorces Wiccan for having a bigger scarier sword than me!
you know I like to feel the scariest!  

[Nei1]

Divorces leko-chan for not telling me that she has two glass eyes.  

[lady leko-chan]

I am what!?
Divorces Nei for always making comments that are over my head rolleyes  

[Nei1]

leko-chan

I am what!?
Divorces Nei for always making comments that are over my head rolleyes

You have two glass eyes.