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 Posted: Sun Jan 17, 2010 2:43 pm
I was driving my car late at night and being the little speed demon I am when I get to singing along with the radio I hit you and you stick to the front of my car till I come to a stop before you go flying forward. So I start driving again and feel the bump and peek out of the car before backing up feeling the bump again. Oppsies... v.v Sowwies~
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Posted: Sun Jan 17, 2010 2:46 pm
While inspecting ur sword to make sure the blade is strait u neglect to notice that u are standing beside a door. When said door opens the blade is driven through your eye and into ur brain xp
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Posted: Sun Jan 17, 2010 2:50 pm
A house cat eats you heart out because it's possessed by you great great grandmother horse.
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Posted: Sun Jan 17, 2010 9:47 pm
Somehow some realy bad oldstyle country music is transmited to ur earphones. Its soo horrible that ur head explodes *just like the aliens in Marz Attacks! lol*
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Posted: Sun Jan 17, 2010 9:53 pm
You, for some reason, spontaneously combust.
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Posted: Mon Jan 18, 2010 9:36 pm
U suffocate in a swarm of Gothic Lolitta fan girls
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High-functioning Cranberry
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Posted: Mon Jan 18, 2010 9:40 pm
The dragon around your feet trips you, causing you to fall down the stairwell that is conveniently right in front of you. You break your neck. crying How depressing...
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Posted: Mon Jan 18, 2010 9:45 pm
You are devoured by a swarm of bunny-girl eating butterflies.
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Posted: Tue Jan 19, 2010 2:08 am
you fire your gun, but disappointed that nothing came out you look into the barrel, enough said heart heart
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Posted: Tue Jan 19, 2010 5:59 pm
you get sucked down your portal to hell your technicaly not dead but you sure as HELL wish you were (puns are capitalized)
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Posted: Tue Jan 19, 2010 8:58 pm
Dr. Frankenfurter from Rocky Horror Picture Show kidnaps you and takes you to his house. But before he can do anything freeky u die of massive brain hemeraging xp (I hate that moive scream )
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Posted: Tue Jan 19, 2010 9:24 pm
You are mistaken for a werewolf and are shot down with silver bullets--which of course like any buller kill you.
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Posted: Tue Jan 19, 2010 9:48 pm
Ur mansevant stabs u in the back in the shower for being prettyer then him
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Posted: Tue Jan 19, 2010 9:52 pm
Buried in a shallow grave by "the man"
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Posted: Tue Jan 19, 2010 9:54 pm
jumps off a cliff and headbutts god
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