Why Did You marry the person above you?

[iifa-q]

Uh, maybe?  

[Alternate_Alice1290]

iifa-q

Uh, maybe?

you were suppose to type why not maybe  

[nic780]

she put a gun to my head  

[mich22]

i wanted to get the guy who's standing behind me jealous. heart  

[Third Chaos Saint]

i pulled a steal on the guy standing next to her... or so i thought,
till i found out he was gay... crap  

[Kitaniji Megumi]

he slipped roofies into my beer when i was watching the game.  

[Erik_Deadman]

Accidently took a sip out of his beer..
>_> we agreeded to never mention what happened the following night  

[mich22]

His robotic pet and swords intimidated me.  

[Pure 3picness]

... it was a blind date, and it turned out well...  

[fonzie95]

his mask freeked me out  

[Erik_Deadman]

She was the only girl who actually shaved  

[BornToPlease]

He said he would give me one of his swords  

[Pure 3picness]

I had low standards  

[Erik_Deadman]

I wished to kill him  

[fonzie95]

said i could have his dog