Give the person below you a command

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

I already did in grade 12.


Go jump out the window.  

[Nazara]

I did but I live on the bottom floor of my dorm building

Pay my tuition  

[coco_mademoiselle000]

how about you just sell your hair that's apparently too long!

choppeth your hair off! (but not a buzz cut. buzz cuts only work on guys with really great bone structure.)  

[Nazara]

are you implying theres something wrong with my bone structure *eye twitch*

she's mean  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

That's not a command, although it's true.


Go smack coco with a dead fish!  

[Nazara]

Yes Sir!!!

Do not move *swings large fish*  

[magic_doglover]

*grabs the fish as it swings at my head and puts it in the picnic basket* thanks! smile

bring me some guava juice.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Here you go *secretly made of dead babies*


Put the blender away.  

[magic_doglover]

well, ok. the drink was pretty good, so i'll put it away.

bring me another cup of baby juice.  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

No.

Someone get into a fight with another person for my amusement.  

[Ayame-Yuura]

I don't fight but I'm sure I have enough footage of all your favorite guild people either swearing their heads off drunk or fighting sober and realizing it does hurt more than they emphasize on television.

That river over there. It's completely stuffed with dead bodies because that's where I drop my corpses... but so does Eternal. So, clean it up before the cops come and question the nearest person to the river... which is you!  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

I AM the authorities. But yes, the bodies are causing a block in the river.


Go clear a way for the water to get past the dead bodies so that the river won't flood!  

[Rsnbl Faith]

Way ahead of you.

Buy me the biggest sword you can so I can dig bigger holes! (and no shovels won't work ;-;...)  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

Swords are for weaklings. Manly men use their bare fist to dig holes. (What a terrible joke)

Dig me a hole using your bare fist with the hole having the radius of 800.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

*grabs Boris by the head and drives his face into the ground with such force that it creates an 800 radius hole* There you go.


Look at Boris' flat face.