The "If...Then..." Game

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

I just found a new form of execution. Extermination through laughter.


If you were sentenced to be tickled to death...  

[Ayame-Yuura]

... the finances and diplomatic state of your empire will fall to pieces and you can Coco will squabble over who gets what

If Aya really did die.... (although we know that's close to impossible)  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

...I didn't do it.


If someone let out a fart so bad in made your face turn inside out...  

[Ayame-Yuura]

...make no doubt that it was Eternal. biggrin

If someone kept talking about fart to the point that they fart themselves...  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

I'm getting my stick and beating whoever passed gas that was talking about passed gas.

If I beat you with a stick.  

[Ayame-Yuura]

... You made a mistake. 4laugh

If I asked if I could whack you in the head with a baseball bat NICELY...  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

I'd fire the torpedo.

If I fired the torpedo at Earth...  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

There'd be a small explosion. What were you expecting?


If Boris had a flamethrower...  

[magic_doglover]

he'd use it to cook his hotdogs.

if Eternal ate his own face  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

He'd see the whole digestive system that occurs inside him.

If Doglover got hurt...  

[Ayame-Yuura]

... I'd punish you since it's been a long time since Doglover last posted.

If we had a pool party when I come back...  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

We'd all be skinny dipping.


If I began drilling your teeth with a power drill...  

[magic_doglover]

i'd look forward to using them as a unique musical instrument.

if Boris could never use a cat theme again  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

...he would die.


If people kept calling me a Nazi...  

[Ayame-Yuura]

... the both of us would be going out on a fun extermination raid the following night biggrin

If I forgot to put in an 'if..then' situation in my own game...