Unfortunately , Fortunately

[GoldenFraggle]

Fortunately they're willing to accept a trade.  

[Aurigae]

Unfortunately they don't want GoldenFraggle ;_;  

[GoldenFraggle]

Fortunately they will take Paraiah wink  

[Aurigae]

eek UnfortunatelynoonewantstogiveuptheParaiah!  

[G u a r d i a n]

Fortunately, Pariah managed to escape.  

[GoldenFraggle]

Unfortunately the people at the Space Gas Station are now fed up with us wasting their time and demand we leave the premises immediately or they're gonna make us leave !  

[Aurigae]

Fortunately we managed to siphon (sp?) off enough fuel for us to blow that joint mad  

[PizzaBoy220]

Unfortunately they found out we stole some and send out thirteen attack pods!  

[GoldenFraggle]

Fortunately they stupidly forgot to fuel the attack pods and they all fell and crashed !  

[Aurigae]

Unfortunately they alerted their mothership which is now comng after us.  

[crazydude444292]

however, they're peace-loving aliens  

[GoldenFraggle]

Unfortunately they want us to eat their mushrooms of peace which taste like rancid milk.  

[Aurigae]

Fortunately they're covered in a delectable rich gravy.  

[beaulolais]

unfortunately the gravy is made from Soylent Green!  

[PizzaBoy220]

Fortunately they all drop dead on the spot from eating too many and we don't have to eat them.