The person above you game!

[Aurigae]

^ Stole 3 paperclips and a moro bar from the indian dairy up the road  

[Xeertigo]

^ Cannot move from that position.  

[HereThereAndBackAgain]

^ Is really a guy in disguise.  

[GoldenFraggle]

Is a magical butterfly faerie !  

[PizzaBoy220]

^ Has been hit by a bull fifteen times.  

[GoldenFraggle]

Has zapped many people into dust with his magic staff!  

[Xeertigo]

Has to walk 15 miles to school, uphill, both ways, in the snow.  

[Aurigae]

^ has fleas  

[PizzaBoy220]

^ Refuses to have a battle of wits with someone who is unarmed.  

[Xeertigo]

^ Once outwitted a ninja in a "Wheres Waldo?" battle.  

[PizzaBoy220]

^ Once walked by a nuclear plant and fell asleep, and woke up with life sucking TENTACLES!!!  

[GoldenFraggle]

Belongs to the same tribe of red scarf people that I do ! blaugh  

[Anime Duncan]

Stole his kilt from a drunk Scotsman  

[GoldenFraggle]

Is drinking a nice hot cup of peppermint tea.