Things You've Never Hear From KH Characters.

[Annissina Fhang]

I got this from a video i saw. i had to edit some. the script is colorcoded.

Luxord: Hey everybody I’m home. What! What is this?
Xemnas: We’ve called a meeting luxord your gambling’s out of control. We’ve gathered all your friends together.
Roxas: It’s for your own good luxord.
Luxord: What. You guys aren’t my friends.
Xemnas: Well uh. This is the best we could do.
Xigbar: Because of you this is all we have to wear! We had to sell all our other clothes to pay off your depts.
Saix: Because of you I had to auction off my underwear on the internet!
Leon: Heh heh
Xemnas: Now wait guys this isn’t a circle of judgment. We’re here to help luxord through companionship and love so don’t hate celebrate we’re gonna help you luxord
Demyx: Xemnas you’re so gay.
Xemnas: Shut up!
Xaldin Quiet guys.
Luxord: It’s not me with the problems it’s you guys you have the problems.
Xemnas: Now luxord you’re just acting u-
Luxod: YOU GUYS! Saix and Larxene are friggin sadist.
Saix: Hmmm?
Larxene: Heh heh heh.
Demyx: That was creepy.
Luxord: Exhibit A.
Larxene: *scene of sora and larxene fighting* Scream for me sora I’m gonna kill you rip yur heart out…
Luxord: Exhibit B.
Saix: *scene of berserk saix fighting sora* Bleh bleh bleh KILL! Bleh bleh bleh KILL! Bleh bleh bleh KILL! Bleh bleh bleh KILL! Bleh bleh SMASH YOUR SKULL!!!
Luxord: Axels a pyro.
Axel: Hey I’m against that.*goes to scene of Axel and Roxas fighting* Heh heh burn baby!
Luxord: Wow he’s friggin beatin up his boyfriend. I guess that makes him a sadist… pyro… thing.
Roxas: He’s not my BOYFRIEND! Grrrr.
Axel: Stop resisting me roxas!
Roxas: ARRRRRGH!!
Luxord: See roxas is gay and, demyx gotta be on crack.
Demyx: Hey am not!
Luxord: Are so! Those water clones don’t exactly look like the product of ‘natural imagination’
Demyx: Hmmm hmm hmm hmm lalalala!
Luxord: And whats that?
Demyx: Ummm well I uh I I took axels sugar.
Axel: YOU WHAT!?
Demyx: I’m sorry I’m really really sorry!
Luxord: Don’t even get me started on marluxias ‘flower power’ issues
Marluxia: Hey hey! I’m so pretty!
Luxord: And Xemnas, don’t even get me started on you. Your names the anagram of mansex. *shudders*
Xemnas: Whatever this isn’t about us this is about you. This is an intervention for you. Got it? Now shut up and let us help you. Kapiece?
luxord: Screw you guys I’m gonna get some booze and some money and go out on the town. Yeah with my best bud. Woohoo partay!
Xemnas: *sniff*somebody… hold me!

 

[Jisen Meizuki]

eek Whoa, I didn't expect THAT to happen. And here I was, thinking of some parody to do with Luxord's gambling. sweatdrop  

[Annissina Fhang]

Thank u thank u 3nodding
Here are my fave KH vid quotes

Axel: My name is Bond. James Bond.

Xemnas: I look absolutely precious. 3nodding

DiZ: When i was a child i thought as a child and spoke as a child. But when i became a man, i took that child out back and had him shot.

Xemnas: *to the other org. members* Cute and cuddly boys. Cute, and cuddly.

Sora: *in Port Royale* I see dead people

Axel: *walks up to sora* How ya doin?
Sora: I AM RED FREAKIN HOT!

These are mine.

Roxas: I thwear...i thwear on the name of drunk...I'm not god! blaugh

Xemnas: Come to the Dark side-
Demyx: We have Oreos!
Axel: And glowsticks
Xemnas: eek What? scream no we don't!
Dem & Ax: Yes we do. *point in corner*
Xemnas: eek O... We also have paintball.
Axel: No we don't.
Xemnas: We don't?
Demyx: Nope.
Xemnas: ... ... ... ...Well F*** this! *leaves*

Larxene: I R NINJA MASTER DOOD! BELIEVE IT!!
(sorry couldn't resist)

Zexion: I'm an emo kid. nonconforming as can be. You'd be nonconforming too if you looked just like me. i have paint on my nails and make up on my face. I'm almost emo enough to start shaving my legs... emo

Xigbar: They were like WHOA! And then we were like, WHOA! Then you were, whooooaaa.  

[Jisen Meizuki]

*Xemnas doing his reports.*
Luxord: Um...... Xemnas?
Xemnas:*writing his reports* What is it, Number Ten?
Luxord: Um..... I have good news and bad news.
Xemnas:*stops writing* stare What's the bad news?
Luxord: The bad news is that I gambled all of our fundings, savings, and everything we owned on one hand and lost. Also, I'm still in debt with the casino.
Xemnas: eek scream You what?!
Luxord: But I have good news!!
Xemnas: stressed mad And what's the good news?.....
Luxord: The good news is that we can work in the casino to pay off my debt. biggrin Isn't it great, your Superior? We get to work in the casino. That means we can play Blackjack, Roulette, slot machines, and-
PUNCH!!!
Xemnas: scream stressed scream You imbecile!!! How are we ever going to capture hearts if we're working in the casino?!?!
Luxord:*has a black eye* Uh........ Have them bet with their hearts?
Xemnas:.............. stressed .......................... scream stressed scream ARGH!!!!!  

[Annissina Fhang]

thats a good one  

[xXxBloodshot EyesxXx]

Xigbar: Hey, Manse- ahem Xemnas?
Xemnas: What, Xigbar, I'm very busy.
*Xemnas is re-enacting world war I with animal crackers*
Xigbar: I was just wondering...WHY DO I GET THE POOPY GREEN FONT? crying
Axel: 'cause you're a friggin pile of s**t.
Xigbar: No i'm not take that back!!
Zexion: Well you don't exactly smell like a field of flowers, Xigbar.
*At the mention of flowers, Marluxia pops his head up*
Marluxia: Did somebody say...FLOWERS???
Axel: retard...I'm going to go burn down the soup kitchen. I'll be back in a few hours. *leaves*
Dude, WTF?
Lexaeus: Your face, that's WTF
sora:*shows up out of no where* Yo momma so fat, even Naruto doesn't believe it!!!
Saix: wait-what the hell, how did you get in our secret base?
Sora: I useded my trusty old Keyblade *unzippers his fly*
Ah!!! don't show us your keyblade!!! Nooooooooooooooooo!!!!!  

[Medevilgirl]

Larxene: I should Like, totally go to the mall and by those pink fluffy bunny sleepers for Marly heart *Teh-Hee*

Marluxia: Awww, I broke a nail crying

Zexion: Dear Diary emo , I'm surrounded by a puddle of darky darkness that threatens to choke my inner soul and stab my completely non-existent heart out. Life is like a black abyss of nothingness, no one understands me emo

Xigbar: Gee Wiz, Good Golly Gosh, I'm sorry, I didn't mean it when I said you were a retard biggrin

Siax: They Hills Are Alive With the sound of Music!!!*dancy dancy*


These are somethings I'm sure they wouldn't say...ever....never... well maybe not Marluxia's part lol j/j  

[Keyblade Ninja]

Sora: imagination is VERY important. After all, without it, we wouldn't make cool stuff and somehow get rich off of it. mrgreen and sometimes, we don't need stuff to keep us from boredum!
Roxas: SORA; SHAT UP!
Sora: with imagination, i could imagine that i'm in a dark abyss with no way out unless i used some light source to get me out!
Roxas: sora, we ARE in a dark endless abyss in which the light is the only option we have to get ourselves out!
Sora: See, Roxas, it works!

==========and now we go to commercial break==============

Axel: now! available for limited time in specially marked packages of lucky charms! get a gender change for free!

Roxas... or roxanne: o.m.g. i'm a chick.
Sora: a hot one though! *nosebleed*

==========and now we're back to Roxas and Sora show ========

Roxas: ...
sora: ....
roxas: ..
sora: hehehehe...
roxas: what?
sora: ... your name is pronounced ROCKS a** ...
roxas:... can i turn back into guy now?  

[Jisen Meizuki]

Sora:*runs to the nearest telephone and dials*.......... Hello, Animal Control. I'm at the World That Never Was and we have an animal on the loose, attacking people........... What is this animal? Well....... *look back*
*Saix running around in berserk mode, chasing Donald and Goofy*
Sora: Let's just say it's too scary to see this animal. sweatdrop  

[Keyblade Ninja]

Marluxia: thanks to this new gaia online, i can't say 'i'm the graceful a** a** in'.  

[Jisen Meizuki]

Keyblade Ninja

Marluxia: thanks to this new gaia online, i can't say 'i'm the graceful a** a** in'.

LOL xd blaugh rofl xd rofl Oh, it would be funny if Marluxia is real and he did join Gaia.  

[beehive130]

(btw oF is a music note)

What happens when the orgy orgainze a talent show

Axel: oF my hips don't lie and im startin to feel you boy...oF
Demyx: Is this thing on? *taps mic* hello? hello? testing 1 2, 1 2.
Xemnas: *is the (only one in show) judge imitating simon* YOU SUCK!!!
Luxord: Im going to demenstrate the RIGHT way to play 52 pick up...
Testing, 1,2 Helllooo?
Marluxia: I I was all like Orly? and he was all like Ya RLY!! Im all like OMG!!! NO WAI!!
Larxene: I hate you all. And Im a ninja behold! *throws kunai, and knocks off half of Xemmy's hair* s**t.
oF so How are am I doin since you what you done to me? oF
Roxas: How do I know you? oh yeah! my talent! *pulls out a rope* Im a cow girl!*twirls*
now you start with the ******** where's my lucky ace?*crawls under teh stage*
im all liek b***h Please
Xemy: DIE LARXENE DIE!!!!
Xaldin: *does a pole dance to the chocobo jam*
oF I don't wanna be Canadian Idiot!
*jumps back and forth*
Xigbar: *walks in with Saix, hairs messed up* Uhh, I can explain why I have my pants down, I SWEAR!
Xemy: *still trying to kill Larxene*
Zexy: *dances* oF Im to sexy for a weapon! oF
Vexen: *walks in * ...O.o"...*walks out*
Lex.: *quickly follows*
Sora: *wlaks in* WHAT IN GODS NAME IS WORNG WITH YOU PEOPLE!!!!!!!!...!!!!..ROXAS!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!
*in drag* what?
I DON'T want to know!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
he'll come back roxas, don't worry.
they just don't understand my feelings!!!! *runs away crying*

stopping here.  

[Jisen Meizuki]

eek Xaldin is doing the pole dance? sweatdrop Scary..............  

[beehive130]

Jisen Meizuki

eek Xaldin is doing the pole dance? sweatdrop Scary..............

Ok so he has tons of spears, they look like poles with pointy tips, thus pole danceing Xaldin! xd (ps. I'm NUTS)  

[minaflower71]

Jisen Meizuki

Demyx: Hey, emo man!
Zexion: I'm not emo.
Demyx: Sure you are, everyone's calling you an emo since you always in a grumpy mood.
Zexion: But I'm not-
Demyx: Not to mention your attitude.
Zexion: But-
Demyx: Your hair.
Zexion: Now hold on, I-
Demyx: And even your-
Zexion: stressed scream Now listen!!
Demyx: 0.o
Zexion: Now look, just because I look 'emo' to everyone, it doesn't mean that I'm emo.
Demyx: Aw, but you are. I mean, what makes you think that you're not emo.
Zexion: stare ............. Try lack of emotion.
Demyx:*blink*............... Oh yeah, I forgot about that. sweatdrop

That is hilarious!!!