corrupt a wish

[The Kingdom Keeper]

Granted, but you find half a dead worm after the first bite.

I wish I was omnipotent.  

[actual koala]

Granted, then the universe collapses.

I wish I had a wolf as a pet.  

[Kornita]

wish GRANTED
You get it, and it eats you
I wish that I could get a ORLY?  

[The Kingdom Keeper]

O RLY? Well, you have enough gold, but they're sold out!!!

I wish the universe hadn't collapsed as a result of my last wish.  

[Kirimin]

Granted, but it collapsed as a result of your next wish.

I wish that I have an angelic halo.  

[The Kingdom Keeper]

Granted, but the layering doesn't work so you can't see it.

I wish I was cool like > cool  

[Arachnakid]

Granted. Now not only are you freezing cold all the time no matter how you try to get warm, your eyes are super-sensitive to light and you have to wear sunglasses all the time, even at night. rofl

I wish I owned an awesome theme park with roller coasters and water slides and a huge playground and I didn't have to pay a thing! blaugh  

[Jakeeeboy]

Granted, but it sucked

i wish i was irresistable to all girls  

[Kornita]

Granted, but there are no girls becuase of the universe collapsign wisht hat was previously granted xp I wish that I won the lottery  

[The Kingdom Keeper]

Granted, but because of Bruce Almighty all you win is $16

I wish I had 3 uncorruptable wishes!  

[Kornita]

granted, but a genie steals them, so now he has them, and you don't!! twisted  

[The Kingdom Keeper]

I wish the genie gave me back my wishes!  

[Kornita]

You do, but they go flying past you and a fool catches them, and he uses them for wealth and unneded stuffs. I wisht hat there would be no more rules to life.  

[Aoihana Hitsuzen]

granted! now life as we know it does not exist... up is down and down is up... and now that another law--the law of gravity--does not come into play... we will all fly off into space and different dimensions of confusion.

i wish i made more sense ^_^;;  

[The Kingdom Keeper]

Granted, but because you become so literal, all expressiveness and istic qualities leave you to be a dry old seamstress.

I wish I controlled fate.