CLICHE corner

[Sayuri-Ryuu]

I remember that!

Daniel: We're here to seek the Tok'ra.
Jack: Assuming, of course, you are the Tok'ra.
Tok'ra: And if we're not?
Jack: Well, I guess we all start shooting. There's blood, death, hard feelings… it'd suck.

And this one, because I couldn't resist:

Teal'c: Chelnak!
Daniel: Direct translation: Very cool!

Should we have a thread for quotes that are SG1 but not Jack? Shall I make one? Or are we all sick of quotes at this point?  

[kittyfox_kumiko]

I don't think we need any more quote threads. Three's a good number. sweatdrop


(talking about the alternate universe)
Jack: All right. Wait a minute. Let me get something straight here. Engaged?
Sam: It's theoretically possible.
Jack: It's against regulations.
Sam: I'm talking physics, sir.  

[Sayuri-Ryuu]

Hammond: What's it doing? [About the MALP]
Carter: Flying, sir.
Jack: MALPs can't fly.
Daniel: Apparently they can.
Jack: Shouldn't there be a memo on this stuff?  

[kittyfox_kumiko]

Sam: I've just never blown up a star before.
Jack: Well, they say the first one is always the hardest.  

[Sayuri-Ryuu]

Apophis: I am worth far more to you than you will admit.
Col. O'Neill: You tell me what are you worth?
Apophis: Your people, they are still primitive. They will be destroyed.
Col. O'Neill: You don't look like you're up to it.
Apophis: Not me. There is another.
Col. O'Neill: Yeah? Who?
Apophis: There is much you would learn from me, Tau'ri. [breathes heavily] But for that knowledge there is a price.
[Col. O'Neill rolls his eyes.]
Apophis: A new host.
Col. O'Neill: [raises his eyebrows] A host?
Apophis: So that I may live. In exchange for all the knowledge of the Goa'uld. The secrets of star travel, our weapons, our power.
Col. O'Neill: All that…
Apophis: In time, more.
Col. O'Neill: [leans down] Go to hell.
Apophis: A single human life is worth so much you would risk a world?
Col. O'Neill: That's right. That's why they call us the good guys.
[Apophis lies back and exhales.]
Col. O'Neill: Doc, let me know when he dies.

....Jack is scary when he wants to be....  

[kittyfox_kumiko]

And that's part of why we like him. mrgreen

"You know, we really should come up with a new strategy. One that does not include us dying."  

[Sayuri-Ryuu]

Gen. Landry: You’re not a test pilot any more, Jack.
Gen. O'Neill: [indignant] That’s what the President said.  

[kittyfox_kumiko]

"G-d I miss going offworld!" xd  

[Sayuri-Ryuu]

Whats wrong with saying "God"?

(Daniel is being treated for a concussion]
daniel: I don't think she meant to hurt me. I just don't think she liked what I was saying.
Jack: I don't like most of what you say. I try to resist the urge to shove you through a wall.  

[kittyfox_kumiko]

I'm Jewish. You can't use the word as a proper noun in a transient place, like, say, a message board.

"The Goa'uld are coming, Senator!"  

[Sayuri-Ryuu]

....I didn't know anyone actually cared. Ok then.

Capt. Carter: I didn't know you could cook.
Col. O'Neill: I can't, but my melted ice is to die for  

[kittyfox_kumiko]

whee

The spelling thing is just an old habit I have and don't mind.

"Fancy that. We're famous."  

[Sayuri-Ryuu]

This is my favourite quote from that episode:

[SG-1, except for Teal'c, has been duplicated in android form]
Jack: Both Daniels think this is all fascinating, the Carters are arguing already, and Teal'c feels left out.  

[kittyfox_kumiko]

I loved it when both Jacks went "Oh for cryin' out..."  

[Sayuri-Ryuu]

Yeah! That was great!

Bra'tac: We offer to lay down our lives for your world, human. You cannot ask more.
Jack: No, I can't. But I think a better idea is to get the other guys to lay down their lives for their world first, hmm?