Riddles

[kyoji123]

ch0c0l4t3str4wb3rrYp0ckY

what's greater than god, eviler than the devil, the poor have it, the rich don't need it, and if you eat it you'll die

i think its a heart  

[parcenette]

x RanDoM WoRd x

Mmkay, here's my riddle (actually, it's a bunch of questions, but whatever xD):

How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator?

How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?

The lion king is hosting a conference, and all the animals in the kingdom are attending except for one. Which animal is not attending the conference?

On your way home from the conference, you come across a crocodile infested river. How do you get across?

I think I know this one... hmm...
1.open the refrigerator, put the giraffe, then close it?
2.open the fridge,take out the giraffe, put the elephant in, then close it.
3.the elephant. because it is inside the refrigerator...
4. swim.

be blessed.  

[1- Bran-don]

I got one, Not sure if anyone asked this one

1. A barber say he doesn't shave himself
but he also said he shave all people that do no shave them self

what is the answer? whee

2. a cowboy rided into town on friday, and leaves 3 days later on friday. how is this posable?

3. your in a room where all 4 faces of your room face south, if you see a bear what color would it be? (really easy)

4. your trapped in a room with no windows doors or anything you can get out of, but you do have a mirrow, saw and table. how do you get out? (this one tricked me alot when i first heard it)  

[1- Bran-don]

Angel that brings Death

try to read it only once and then try to answer.

A bus driver picks up 3 kids at the first stop.
At the next stop two get off and five get on.
At the next stop none get off and two get on.
Then tree get off and four get on

what is the bus drivers name?

think its written wrong, i heard one kinda like this, but it says you are the bus driver...  

[1- Bran-don]

Saiko BOB

MonJ

What is the answer to this question?

rofl rofl rofl rofl

Hint: The question is not pointing to another question, but it is talking about itself.

Clue- There IS an answer.

the answer is the answer

heres an old one lets see who knows it.
i have 4 legs in the morning 2 by mid day and 3 at night wat am i?

ohhh i love this one, a person
baby- crawling 2
man- walking 4
old man with cane- 3  

[Sforzando Poco]

iluvpolkadots

kurosaki_rukia

x Random W O R D x

Mmkay, here's my riddle (actually, it's a bunch of questions, but whatever xD):

How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator?

How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?

The lion king is hosting a conference, and all the animals in the kingdom are attending except for one. Which animal is not attending the conference?

On your way home from the conference, you come across a crocodile infested river. How do you get across?

im gonna try the third one. the lion king doesnt attend, cuz hes the one hosting. neutral does that work?
u oppen the door and put him in
u open the door , take out the first animal, and put him in
the elephant b/c he's in the fridge
you swim across it

and heres a riddle of my own:
what holds a golden treasure, but has no hinges or clasps?

what is the meaning of this? you quoted me, and then you edited it. thats so weird! neutral whatever  

[gemela_dos]

1- Bran-don

I got one, Not sure if anyone asked this one

1. A barber say he doesn't shave himself
but he also said he shave all people that do no shave them self

what is the answer? whee

2. a cowboy rided into town on friday, and leaves 3 days later on friday. how is this posable?

3. your in a room where all 4 faces of your room face south, if you see a bear what color would it be? (really easy)

4. your trapped in a room with no windows doors or anything you can get out of, but you do have a mirrow, saw and table. how do you get out? (this one tricked me alot when i first heard it)

okay, you said #4 wrong. you only have a mirror and a table because the answer is: you look in the mirror, you see what you saw. you take the saw and cut the table into halves. you put the two halves together to make a whole/hole and you jump through the hole.  

[gemela_dos]

ch0c0l4t3str4wb3rrYp0ckY

what's greater than god, eviler than the devil, the poor have it, the rich don't need it, and if you eat it you'll die

the answer is: nothing  

[gemela_dos]

MonJ

What is the answer to this question?

rofl rofl rofl rofl

Hint: The question is not pointing to another question, but it is talking about itself.

Clue- There IS an answer.

is the answer "what"?  

[gemela_dos]

ok, here's a riddle:
what can go up a chimney down, but cant go down a chimney up?  

[Xenomorph Warrior]

here's some:

1. what would you do if a dumb person threw a grenade at you? xd

2. How would a dumb person look through a window?  

[PartyLOVEdanceHUG]

EvilAngel17

Here's one.





I soar without wings, I see without eyes.
I've traveled the universe to and fro.
I've conquered the world, yet I've never been anywhere but home.
Who am I?

airplane  

[eclara]

kyoji123

ch0c0l4t3str4wb3rrYp0ckY

what's greater than god, eviler than the devil, the poor have it, the rich don't need it, and if you eat it you'll die

i think its a heart

Nothing  

[eclara]

gemela_dos

ok, here's a riddle:
what can go up a chimney down, but cant go down a chimney up?

Smoke  

[eclara]

gemela_dos

1- Bran-don

2. a cowboy rided into town on friday, and leaves 3 days later on friday. how is this posable?

His horse is named Friday.