Magical Soda Machine

[Nei1]

Gets many types of eggs
Inserts an  

[-Stumblefoot-]

Gets

inserts page 100!!  

[killafrog]

gets lectured on why u should know about our presidents


inserts bacon and eggs  

[OneCrystalSnowAngel]

gets clogged arteries


inserts Portuguese water dog  

[Exor Omega]

Gets: A Spanish-type gentleman covered in dog p... water...

Inserts: 2 empty McDonald's cups.  

[Nei1]

Gets a fine for littering.
Inserts a cheeseburger.  

[bandaidd]

gets biggie-sized.

inserts right leg.  

[Filia_Nox_Noctis]

Gets left leg.

Inserts Pop-tart.  

[bandaidd]

Gets Brian Regan in person to explain pop-tart cooking instructions.

Inserts Brian.  

[Nei1]

Gets a his life as in the Life of Brian.
Inserts *narf*  

[-Stumblefoot-]

Gets a mouse with a bellow average I.Q. named Pinky

Inserts a history lesson on the history of the American presidents!!

http://www.marshallhall.org/hanson.html

 

[Faerie KatrinaZ]

Gets a distraught History Teacher wondering where her lesson plans went to.

Inserts: an empty bottle of shampoo.  

[Darkpurpleme]

Gets angry letter from enviromentalist stating you need to recycle.

Inserts pile of old dirty wormy sand.  

[Nei1]

Gets wicked smell that make me sick.
Inserts *barf*  

[bandaidd]

gets tossed cookies

inserts the deathstar