Below Me

[Nei1]

我不能说中国话

Below me understands.  

[Elani109]

I cannot speak Chinese.
below is an awesome baker and plans on surprising me with a cake on my b-day smile  

[ThisEmptySoul]

Drizzle on the chocolate, add some strawberries, and... voila! A masterpiece!


Now to just deliver this on over to... *checks his data* Sonofa.. stressed It's not her birthday yet gonk Dammit, I need to get rid of this before she sees or it'll spoil everything stressed

Below me volunteers to hide the evidence.  

[Maune]

ninja *Looks around for a place to hide the evidence and checks the deep freezer in the spooky garage*

Below me will go in first into the spooky haunted garage.  

[Nei1]

I am not afraid.

*defiantly enters*

Below me will try and stop me.  

[ThisEmptySoul]

*dives in front of Nei*
Empress, no! Who knows what dangers could be lurking ahead, and you're far too important to risk it! Why not have one of your vassal's check ahead first to make sure it's safe?

Below me doesn't believe in ghosts.  

[Nei1]

I don't believe in ghosts. I've watched enough Scooby-Doo.

Below me played Ghost and Goblins.  

[ThisEmptySoul]

Empress, I don't think you understand the danger here! These might not be your run of the mill Scooby-Doo type ghosts. We could be talking about some real Ghosts 'n Goblins type s**t here. You have any idea how hard it is to beat that game!? DO YOU!!?

Here, how about I go first. *cautiously ventures in further, keeping on high alert for any sounds or sudden movement, ready to strip off his clothes if anything touches him*

Below me sees something in the garage.  

[Nei1]

Yes, I DO know the difficulty of it.

*sees the garbage russell*

Huh? What's going on there? *goes the check it*

Below me gasp at what is found.  

[ThisEmptySoul]

*despite his efforts to protect the Empress, she pushes on ahead of him like he wasn't even there crying Directing his attention to whatever it is that caught hers, he suddenly gasps* eek Is... is that... a unicorn? confused The hell is it doing in here?

Below me wants to ride the unicorn.  

[Nei1]

*watches the black unicorn, it's wings fluttering in the breeze as it eats some mistletoe that is growing near by*

eek That looks like.....NIGHTMARE.

*carefully goes up to the unicorn and gently mounts the beautiful creature*

*whispers* Lead me to the land of the dead.

Below me tries to stop me....AGAIN.  

[ThisEmptySoul]

gonk *panics*
Empress! That's not at all safe! You have any idea how many have fallen due to the likes of Nightmare!? You're going to get yourself killed! And who's going to rule over the dark elves then!?

*approaches the equine beast and tries to get Nei to dismount*

Below me thinks that's a bad idea.  

[Maune]

I do not think that is a good idea. O.O looks like its about to attack!

*The NIGHTMARE starts to shake violently and trying to throw Nei off while trying to charge at Tes and me*

Oh god this is not good! gonk

Below me better think of something quick or we all going to die!  

[Nei1]

*oof* OWW. This was not suppose to happen. We must clam Nightmare down, does anyone have any sulphur?

Below me searches there packs while avoiding Nightmare.  

[ThisEmptySoul]

What was that? Sulfur? What's that gonna... oh s**t eek gonk

*barely manages to roll out of the way as Nightmare rampages toward him*

s**t s**t s**t s**t s**t... *digs through his bags in a panic, hands shaking as he sees Nightmare in his peripheral turning and preparing for another charge*

Let's see... handkerchiefs... lockpicks... chloroform... a lock of Icy's hair... s**t, not again stressed *dives to the side to avoid Nightmare's next attack, dropping his bag in the process* gonk



The person below me has a plan.