Never ending story......

[Arachnakid]

a group of hot girls with machine guns playing target practice with every guy they saw. He was really scared, so he...  

[captaincheese9]

jumped in a ditch and dug his head into the muck. when the girls saw him he...  

[jazzknh1]

threw his muddy clothes at 'em and ran through a forest only to...  

[the dragoon knight]

be attacked by a fish taco of doom
he ate the taco and ran off, but felt a little weird....  

[Miku4U]

he then threw up a rainbow, then he climed it to reach...  

[captaincheese9]

the pot of gold. he was really happy because it was chocolate gold but when he went to eat it he...  

[Miku4U]

remembered he was allergic, so he threw it away. The chocolates hit...  

[Douglaslarr]

he almost dies becuace he was lactose intarrent  

[Douglaslarr]

then he got the rest of the gold and he spent it on a present for his girls freind but when he  

[Douglaslarr]

tripied he let go of the present and it shatered in to a million pises  

[Douglaslarr]

Then he tried to put the pieces together and he tried to give it to his girl freind  

[Douglaslarr]

she saw the broken ring and she slaped him and said were though. He got so mad that he BBQ her alive and he was dead. then the police were after him  

[The Wandering Caretaker]

the cops finally caught him but when they llooked at him they had caught someone who looked almost like him but not really so the cops were sued.  

[Miku4U]

When the real guy found out he stole the faker's cash...  

[Douglaslarr]

He took it and ran to japan