corrupt a wish

[1_s i l v e r_h e a r t]

granted but you become so confident you told everybody your weird and awkward deep dark secrets and everybody thought you were weird.

i wish everybody would call me by my middle name  

[Phishu]

Granted. Unfortunately, your middle name sucks and the world laughs at you. Horrified, humiliated, and depressed, you proceed to put a gun in your mouth.



I wish I could find a copy of A Lion Among Men!! Where the hell is one?! It's been out for almost an entire bloody year!  

[xShushii]

granted; but then out of nowhere comes a flying flamming arrow and burns that copy.
i wish i wasn't so easily scared of ghosts and other scary things.

 

[Phishu]

Granted, but now, confident of your safety, you engage in conversation with a nearby ghost/scary thing and it proceeds to eat your face.


I wish I didn't have to sleep and my body would function just as it does now, with sleep. Which is well.  

[xShushii]

granted, but now your friends think you're not human 'coz you don't sleep at night.
i wish i could play the guitar

 

[Phishu]

Granted, but guitar has now gone out of style since you began playing and people throw dead pigeons at you every time you strike a chord.


I wish I could sing! Really, really sing.  

[Falling Cupcakes x3]

Granted. But now you can't stop.


I wish it were tomorrow.  

[Phishu]

(Just a note...I wouldn't really mind if I had to sing everything. Truly. If it meant I could sing, it would be worth it.)


Now then--granted. Unfortunately, you posted that wish at 11:25pm and I, the wish-granter, granted it at 1:39am. Time became very confused and the universe proceeds to rip in half because of your selfishness. Way to go!


I wish 9 to 5 wasn't closing on Broadway!  

[AllinaPrincessOfDarkness]

Granted but the previous cast quit and they had to hire an entire new cast unfortunatly the new cast are all zombies.

I wish i could live forever but feel no pain.  

[Fujita_Makos]

granted but you will have no limbs on your body and you will live a lonely life cause you can never have a perfect love life with anyone you date.


i wish i had the world's largest domo-kun plushie ^-^  

[AllinaPrincessOfDarkness]

Granted, but he came to live at midnight while you were asleep and ate you.  

[Jade Ruby]

Granted, you are now nonn-existant like your wish

I wish I could move out  

[Aceys Son - Soul Nommer]

Someone said something...

granted but you move into the hole in the ground in front of your parents(?) place.

I wish 5 years would pass tonight...

So I said something back...

 

[Jade Ruby]

Granted, the horse nicknamed "Five Years" just passed "Tonight" in a race

I wish more GAH regulars were here  

[Aceys Son - Soul Nommer]

Someone said something...

granted but they are all zombies

I wish I had my El Camino in working order all mine...

So I said something back...