Why did you divorce the person above you?

[Tambergal]

Wouldn't share those presents  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

she wouldnt let me touch the dragon  

[-Fire Rose_ Tsukimi-]

She tried to eat my moon bunny. D<  

[The Ghost of Razgriz]

She wouldn't let me fry the chicken when it grew up.  

[The Comp Sci Goblin]

he told me he was a vampire slayer  

[the_hamster]

I didnt like the way she was always looking at my neck  

[-Fire Rose_ Tsukimi-]

He was a secret cow skin dealer.  

[larxene 12]

I've divorced a lot of people so far; what's one more on my record?  

[The Comp Sci Goblin]

liked too much white  

[-Fire Rose_ Tsukimi-]

Wouldn't let me open all the presents behind her..  

[Vexxecutioner]

because they ate all my pie  

[TrustMeImFalling]

Because I kept falling into that vortex  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

because she kept to many flowers in the closet  

[Zero-The-Hunter 500]

She treated badly my Cerberus, and didn't find the difference betwen a human and me.  

[Hachimitsu bea]

He was to demonic for church...