The Shadow of Hyrule

[Satomi Himari]

Um, hello? Are you going to help Zelda or not mister?  

[applesauce600]

Satomi Himari

Um, hello? Are you going to help Zelda or not mister?

Sorry, I thought Jax had taken care of it so I zoned out. My kind does that.

@Zelda: Ok, you have a fever, so that's a bad sign. I'm going to drain out your abdominal fluids and replace them with hot water and infection killing herb. Then I'm going to apply alcohol around the infection, sow it up, and apply gauze with hydrogen peroxide on it. The gauze will be taped and I'll change it twice a day until I decide you're healed enough... Does that sound like a good plan?  

[Princess Zelda21]

*nods* Yes, it's fine with me sir Apple. How will you drain my abdominal fluids?  

[applesauce600]

I plan to take a sterile hose and insert it through your wound. I will then push in the sterilizing fluid which will cause your abdominal fluids to flow out because they know you're not big enough for the both of them.  

[Princess Zelda21]

applesauce600

I plan to take a sterile hose and insert it through your wound. I will then push in the sterilizing fluid which will cause your abdominal fluids to flow out because they know you're not big enough for the both of them.

Why would you need to do that sir Apple?  

[applesauce600]

To make sure you're as un-infectable as possible.  

[applesauce600]

Unfortunately I just found out that the solution gets thick and lessons in amount if you boil it forever. Fortunately I acquired an anti back tear vial shot. It's supposed to make your infection go away like magic... or was it with your magic... Anyways, it'll be great. *Pours some alcohol on your wound. and pulls a sowing needle attached to silk thread out of the alcohol.* I'm going to sow you up now to make your wound harder to reopen.  

[Princess Zelda21]

*winces slightly* Alright, then what will you do next sir Apple?  

[applesauce600]

*Does everything.*
There. What do you think?  

[Princess Zelda21]

*smiles tiredly* Looks good. Thank you so much for your help sir Apple.  

[applesauce600]

I shall now take your temperature. *Sticks an ear thermometer in your ear instead of using the thermometer in your mouth.* Hmm. I think you're getting better.  

[Princess Zelda21]

I hope you're right sir Apple. *yawns*  

[Devon Eth]

*tastes the elixir* Unfortunately, he isn't. He forgot to add citrus. Unless..... *tastes it again* Nevermind, he added kumquat.  

[Princess Zelda21]

applesauce600

I shall now take your temperature. *Sticks an ear thermometer in your ear instead of using the thermometer in your mouth.* Hmm. I think you're getting better.

What does the thermometer say, sir Apple?  

[applesauce600]

Devon Eth

*tastes the elixir* Unfortunately, he isn't. He forgot to add citrus. Unless..... *tastes it again* Nevermind, he added kumquat.

Jax-guy, thanks for ridding me of the naked feeling I felt without Jax here to tell me if I did it right or not... Of course I knew I did right. I just felt nervous for no reason at all.