corrupt a wish

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Granted, but the mafia planted a bomb on the bottom of it, so the next time you start it up, it will blow up with you in it.


I wish to be dictator of the world.  

[turboturboturbo]

Granted, but then your enemy kills you.


I wish I was... a super hero that's invincible! XP  

[Wolfyofthesky]

John Laurain

I wish I was... a super hero that's invincible! XP

Granted, but your power was to attract stalkers and skunks with rabies O.o

I wish school no longer existed  

[Andy Magnuseth]

Granted. The world is now retarded.

I wish for a cute hat.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Granted. The hat is made out of dead babies.


I wish to be a medical surgeon who saves the lives of countless people.  

[Ayame-Yuura]

Granted. Unfortunately,you save the lives of everyone, even the dead... making the world a zombie haven.

I wish I had a delicious burger that is not rotten, molded, dirty or causes illnesses and doesn't make me fat but still tastes good.
... and doesn't get stolen by someone else.
[Cheerio to the person who ruins that ^ ]  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Granted. It's made using meat from humans.



I wish I had a nice black silk shirt that couldn't be eaten by moths, couldn't tear, and didn't have holes in it...plus it is fire resistant.  

[Ayame-Yuura]

Granted. It's made of nanobots that constantly cause itch. (<-- that was hard)

(I'm a big fan of Sweeney Todd)

I wish I had a coke. (<-- yep, just a coke)  

[shadowshifter01]

Granted but they mixed Sprite in with it!

I wish I had new pair of socks.  

[iiGypsy_Jazz]

Granted. But they are made of taranchula hair.

I wish I got all the wishes in the world.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Granted. They expired yesterday.



I wish to be a famous musician.  

[Andy Magnuseth]

Granted. You're kurt cobain. Google his fate to know yours.

I wish for a hat made out of dead babies!!! Like the one mentioned earlier!!! >8D  

[Wolfyofthesky]

Granted, but they turned out to be faux dead babies.

I wish I had a man-eating plant that didn't eat people.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Granted. It was vegetarian and therefore ate itself.


I wish for a flamethrower that won't malfunction and/or explode while I'm using it.  

[Hikari_x00]

Granted, but you noticed its fake.

I wish there was no negatuve downsides to wishes.