Guess what the avatar above you is thinking right now

[Taffylover]

What? Am I a soldier? Uh, yeah! Of course I am! Why else would I be carrying a gun? Don't answer that.  

[Firenzied]

Come on animals, lets go to Starbucks, I'm thirsty. (double meaning. Hint: She's a vamp)  

[Keiko Kawazaki]

Kekekeke who's the next victim of my curse?  

[xXx_Sweet_Dreamer_xXx]

*sees the animals (including the orphan) drooling* MY RICEBALL!!  

[ITADAKIMASU NOM NOM]

OUCH my bat bit me!  

[Firenzied]

I'm a gangsta owl!  

[Lucius Vorenos]

OMG why was I so dumb, this is a cooking recipe book, ohhhh mmmm lasagna recipe, yum! sweatdrop , now where did I left my malicious book of death?  

[Firenzied]

I am a big and strong warrior, and you are all pathetic weaklings! *randomly breaks into song* "Let's get down to business To defeat the Huns Did they send me daughters When I asked for sons? You're the saddest bunch I ever met But you can bet Before we're through Mister, I'll make a man out of you!"  

[Taffylover]

Okay, let's see. I have the newt's brain, the human's heart, and the owl's eye. Now, what am I missing.....  

[xXx_Sweet_Dreamer_xXx]

*Pets orphan on the head.* It's ok... You'll be another one of my cute pets...  

[Taffylover]

You! What are you staring at? Ugh. Kids these days, honestly!  

[xXx_Sweet_Dreamer_xXx]

Ouch! You bit me!! You bit me again!!! *sigh*  

[Taffylover]

Get away from me, before I sic my bat on you! This is why I don't talk to strangers!!!!  

[ITADAKIMASU NOM NOM]

*snakey chokes on crown*  

[TACOS_92]

i...i had a bowl of milk right here...RIGHT HERE!!!! wow i was soo surprised that i stretched like two feet this is going to take some physical therapy...