Ask stupid question, get stupid answer game ^^

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Stop quoting me.


What would happen if I stuck 10 batteries up my nose?  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

Your nose would be battery powered and it wouldn't work without ten batteries.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar!?  

[magic_doglover]

it was either Debbie, Debbie, or Debbie.

how do you say "pig latin" in pig latin?  

[-X-_snow_witch_ -X-]

Igpay Atinay.

What should I eat for breakfast?  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

Some snow.

Why am I going to execute you?  

[Afi_Kino]

I painted the roses white.

Why the hell would I do that?  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

I dared you.


Do white gloves make uniforms look cooler?  

[magic_doglover]

only when the rest of the uniform glows in the dark.

why are my hands always so cold?  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Because you put them in the refrigerator.


Why do dental examinations take so long?  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

Because the tooth fairy jinxed your teeth.

Who are Boggis, Bunce, and Bean?  

[magic_doglover]

Eternal_PrinceOfFire's imaginary friends.

Who is better, Gandalf or Dumbledor? (spelling?)  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

Hmm. Tough question. I'm going to say Dumbledor.

Who stole my tarts?  

[magic_doglover]

you did.

what's a tart?  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Heyyy!!! scream

They're elegant farts.


Can I give you a full cavity search? *snaps on latex glove*  

[magic_doglover]

((?))

only if by "cavity", you mean philosophy.

what is Eternal_PrinceOfFire angry about?