corrupt a wish

[Wolfyofthesky]

Granted. But now you don't have any wishes left, and a ninja came and killed you.

I wish I had a magical unicorn that wouldn't kill me.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Granted. It impaled your mother through the heart with its horn and is now laughing at your misery.


I wish I had a REAL flamethrower that won't malfunction and/or explode when I use it.  

[Wolfyofthesky]

Granted, but the flame thrower threw his flames at you and you were impaled on a burning stick.

I wish i had another mom.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Granted. She's a crack addict prostitute who beats you with a stick while in a drunken rage every night.



I wish I had an invincible army tank.  

[Ayame-Yuura]

Granted. It costs you 100,000,000,000,000...000k dollars and you are now buried in debt that can't be paid back forcing the government to execute you while your army is not yet operational.

I wish I was a doll auctioned at $500Million and is going to be eventually given to a kid who is kind and won't hurt or throw me away. (<-- or rip my eyes out. I did that to my barbie dolls when I was err, young)  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Granted. However the kid's brother is an evil child who likes to mutilate her toys. You're next.



I wish I had a pizza that wasn't topped with disgusting things and was edible. It's not made of rubber or is poisonous either.  

[Wolfyofthesky]

Granted, but its just a drawing on a piece of rice paper. And the rice paper tastes bad.

I wish I was an invincible unicorn that could not be harmed in any way. And that I could fly.  

[333sama333]

Granted. But as you are flying, all of your friends and family are impaled by other magical unicorns.

I wish that I would never get sick.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Granted. You died.

I wish I had a monkey bodyguard.  

[Princess Zelda21]

Granted, but then it arrested you and sent you to jail.

I wish I had a dance partner.  

[applesauce600]

Granted, but it's me!

I wish everyone trusted me.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Granted. Now you must face the pressure of keeping the secret of every single person in the world without telling any of them.


I wish I had some ice cream.  

[Princess Zelda21]

Granted, but then it melted before you could eat it.

I wish someone would dance with me.  

[Cerebral Perception]

Granted, but then they take you out back and rape you.

I wish for pie.  

[Ember Terran]

Granted *Throws mud pie in face*

I wish I had a chocolate eclair