Magical Soda Machine

[Angelicphrase]

Gets Fernando the lama tamer

Insert Jay Leno's chin  

[Exor Omega]

Gets tickets to his free Detroit concerts!

Inserts AngellicPhrase  

[-Stumblefoot-]

Gets demoted!! (thats your assistant general director private Omega) rofl

Inserts anniversary copy of Tatler magazine  

[Exor Omega]

Gets an earful of swearing from the next room eek

Inserts DarthSethus! (Coup d'etat!)  

[-Stumblefoot-]

Gets dragged in after me to face the mysterious workings of the soda magic!! If its evil we steel it private Omega!!

Inserts the grand old Duke of York's marching baton!  

[Angelicphrase]

Gets a parade held in our new evil empire's honor twisted with sinister confetti muhahahaha!

Inserts sinister confetti  

[Faerie KatrinaZ]

Gets a cross-cut paper shredder to make more sinister confetti with. evil

Inserts an empty margarita glass.  

[Guardian Lore]

Gets a ticket across the sea

Inserts a thousand pounds of rare collectible pennies  

[Exor Omega]

Gets crushed alongside Sethus (Oh wait, that would be me.)

Gets: A toll booth. Where else are you gonna spend those things?

Inserts: A Slipgate.  

[bandaidd]

Gets a job beta testing new MMO.

Inserts tab A  

[Filia_Nox_Noctis]

Gets slot B

Inserts tiny clay frog  

[Azred Crimlean]

Gets a free seat at a mud wrestling match, whoever came up with wrestling in the mud was some kind of deviant I reckon?

Inserts a mud stained wrestlers suit/leotard/bikini thing.  

[Ringlefinch]

Almost gets hand snatched off by Darthsethus!! xp

Inserts INXS greatest hits  

[wiccan j]

Gets a headache

Inserts ballerinas  

[Ringlefinch]

Gets a rather disturbed and disheveled sugar plumb fairy! twisted

Inserts Don Giovani's cape