Why did you divorce the person above you?

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

she lied abooout being a magican  

[Hachimitsu bea]

Her Cheated on me with the doll next to her  

[Tambergal]

She kinda reminded me of myself too much O.O  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

she trampled on my goat with her skates  

[-Fire Rose_ Tsukimi-]

The goat tried to eat my moon bunny >~<  

[3---Ted---3]

her red eyes creped me out O.O  

[the_hamster]

there are reasons why i dont date guys he's one of them  

[Hachimitsu bea]

He didnt share his snowcone  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

she put her feet in my kitties  

[TheDollxxHazuki]

she was way to festive!!  

[Doom Ztar]

she cheated on me with a cow  

[larxene 12]

He threatened to cut my hair with his oversized knife  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

she kept kissing other people with that mestole toe  

[Zero-The-Hunter 500]

It was raining misletoe everywhere i was with her(Seriously that dosen't make sence...)  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

thinks i make no sense