Below Me

[The Unknown Shadow]

Below me is an old fart. blaugh  

[Nei1]

*passes gas*

Below me is knock out cold by my butt toots.  

[The Unknown Shadow]

*Gets up slowly*

”Yeah…..have you been storing that up in your body all these years?”  

[Nei1]

I make a mean pot of chili. lol

Below me has named a "National" day for themselves. (example: National Cat day.)  

[The Unknown Shadow]

Below me gets up early.  

[Nei1]

Does 4:20 in the morning count?

Below has a deep, dark secret.  

[The Unknown Shadow]

Ssshhhhh!!!🤫
Below me smells like fish.  

[Nei1]

THAT explains the cats around me.

Below me has ingested mercury.  

[The Unknown Shadow]

No, it may be a small planet, but it’s too big for me to eat. 🙃👎
Below me has a vinyl collection.  

[Nei1]

Just a few albums left.
Below me still has reel to reel.  

[The Unknown Shadow]

Nei1

Just a few albums left.
Below me still has reel to reel.

Wish I did.
Below me has a projector.  

[Nei1]

More like HAD one.

Below me enjoys e-cigs.  

[The Unknown Shadow]

I don’t use them for tobacco though. 😉
Below me ran out of ideas for the magical soda machine.  

[Nei1]

I guess.

Below me will crush a can with their mind,  

[The Unknown Shadow]

I would. 😏
Below me likes Dirty Dancing.