corrupt a wish

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Granted. It's filled with arsenic.


I wish I had demonic powers.  

[Princess Zelda21]

Granted, but they were stripped away from you and now you're still a vampire.

I wish I had a dance partner.  

[Cerebral Perception]

Granted, but he's a dead dance partner.

I wish I had mail.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Granted. It's a letter bomb.


I wish I had powered armor, like in those sci-fi films.  

[Deppfan]

Granted, but it backfires and hurts you instead.

I wish my term papers would write themselves.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Granted, but your papers can't spell well.


I wish I had a pair of angel wings.  

[Princess Zelda21]

Granted but then they're taken away and now you're stuck without them.

I wish I were a vampire.  

[Cerebral Perception]

Granted, but you die because you accidentally bit yourself.

I wish I incest with onee-chan. ninja  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Granted. You got AIDS and mentally retarded children.



I wish I could mass an army that does not abandon me and is loyal to the end that will help me take over the world.  

[Tichelle]

Granted but they're an army of harmless hamsters.

I wish I had a Klondike bar  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Granted, but in order to receive it you had to prove 'what you would do for a Klondike Bar' by stabbing your best friend and sawing your own legs off.


I wish the hamsters in my military were vicious but did not attack me or anyone I love or anyone who works for me.  

[Les the Cat]

Granted, but being a Cat, I gave in to my nature and ate two, causing the rest scamper off.

I wish I believed in wishing wells.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Granted. Still doesn't prove their existence.


I wish I had a dictator hat. Military style.  

[Tichelle]

granted but its crafted of dried cow s**t

I wish I had a skeleton mask  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Granted, but it is also made from dried cow s**t. The makers had some left over after making the military dictator hat.


I wish I ruled my own country.