Magical Soda Machine

[wiccan j]

Gets an Italian designer

Inserts plumbers crack  

[Ringlefinch]

Gets 243 requests for a nice cuppa tea, then a bill for $5700 + VAT

Inserts the age of innocence  

[wiccan j]

Gets a ride on a loveless rollercoaster ending in a lifetime of yearning

Inserts a night at the Apollo  

[Ringlefinch]

Gets a midget spouting deadpan humor
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fjvcs0QGjCA

Inserts Door to door salesman  

[wiccan j]

Gets YOU!!!! I am not changing my provider by the way!! LMAO! rofl

Inserts a c**k fighting ring  

[Ringlefinch]

Get arrested and locked up for cruelty to animals. cry

Inserts Junk mail  

[wiccan j]

gets inundated with a retail nitemare!

inserts tube socks  

[Ringlefinch]

Gets crease marks on ankles


Inserts the Greenwich maritime museum  

[Angelicphrase]

Gets a fascinating tour plus smexy tour guide mrgreen

Inserts bag of chocolate Hobb nobs (I have NO idea what those are but they sound entertaining rofl )  

[Wretched Soul]

Gets sticky touristy types oohing and ahhing at nothing at all.

Inserts a bottle of BV  

[havenne17]

Gets some smooth Southern style.........

Inserts a long black coat...  

[Nei1]

Gets.........the SHADOW!!! *eerie whistle*

Inserts a path.  

[havenne17]

Gets a Long and Winding Road......

inserts Walrus  

[Angelicphrase]

Gets a man in an overcoat mumbling "coo coo ka choo" over and over.

Inserts the Pharaoh Tutankhamen  

[havenne17]

Gets a heavy gold mask....that's tough to breath through.....

GASP!

**clunk**


Inserts mummy wrappings.