Why did you divorce the person above you?

[-Fire Rose_ Tsukimi-]

She made no sense >.<  

[OrangeyNade]

her eyes pierced right through my soul  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

was cold to the touch  

[Hachimitsu bea]

Becase you were a monster and attack babys in your cat form  

[Malaswang Asal]

Because she might eat meh!!!  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

because his pixies shuned my pixie  

[the_hamster]

you got too much tinsel and sparkelies on the couch and floor and the vaccuum didnt like it  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

he killed my pet cow and used it for clothes  

[Koeseki]

She mauled me frequently with her pipe.  

[Levud]

That dude stole mah' CHEESE!  

[Hachimitsu bea]

Loves cheese more than me  

[lady galatea le elixir]

doesnt act her age  

[Erik_Deadman]

she burned me

(why are there two of these in the guild?)  

[larxene 12]

I always felt that he was watching me everywhere I went...  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

She always runs of to grant goku wishes instead of spending time with me