corrupt a wish

[Tichelle]

Granted, but the country is abandoned as soon as you become the ruler.


I wish I had amillion dollars  

[Wolfyofthesky]

Granted. But you landed on boardwalk with 100 motels on it and lost the game.

I wish for some cool sunglasses that aren't made of cow s**t. They ran out of it, anyways.  

[Deppfan]

Granted, but they're made out of human s**t instead.

I wish I could eat anything I wanted, and as much of it as I want, without gaining any weight.  

[GoldenFraggle]

Granted but now you've lost your sense of taste and can't taste any of it !

I wish this town had a good record store !  

[Deppfan]

Granted, but they only carry actual records, and all record players in existance have disappeared.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Granted, but your imaginary wish never happens.


I wish I ruled a country that had people in it who never rise up against me, I'm never assassinated, and I hold power of dictator-for-life and am never ousted from office.  

[Wolfyofthesky]

Granted, but an army of robot ninja monkeys ate everyone's brains so now you're left with a rotting pile of corpses. And robot monkeys who will tear you limb from limb in broad daylight, which technically doesn't count as assassination.

I wish that the purple rain in the forest of paper would turn into ice cream.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Granted, but it is s**t flavoured ice cream and now all the forest animals hate you.


I wish I was invincible and immortal.  

[Wolfyofthesky]

Granted, but you're just a head in a case and people use you as a paperweight. And all you can see is a window that looks out on a brick wall. For eternity.

I wish the forest animals loved me and shitted rainbows.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Granted. They were all captured and sent to zoos and circuses so people could watch them s**t rainbows.


I wish for a new suit.  

[Tichelle]

Granted, yet, once again, it's made of dried cow s**t.

I wish i had a chocobo  

[Wolfyofthesky]

Granted, but it's made out of cow s**t. And has rabies

I wish I had some cow s**t  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Granted...right in the face.


I wish my farts wouldn't stink.  

[sumizometomoshibi]

Granted but your breath will end up smelling like s**t.

I wish I had a scalpel. mrgreen  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Granted....ooohh! now you're bleeding.


I wish I had a new suit that wasn't made out of s**t or dead animals or dead babies or anything like that.