Ask stupid question, get stupid answer game ^^

[idiotic randomness]

becuase i was cold



why is a t.v. rectangular and not round  

[THISisNOTmyACTUALname]

So you can squish spiders with it.

Why so serious?  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

Because I am not the Joker.

What time is it when an elephant steps on your I-Pod?  

[Sumimachine]

The songs would go flat. (Get it?)

Did someone smell that?  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

Yeah, and it's coming from the toilet.

Did grandma really get hit by a reindeer, or did you just make it up to avoid coming home? (((Actually, they made the song into a movie where she gets amnesia, planned by her niece or granddaughter who wanted to sell her toy shop to make money, but grandma was against it.)))  

[magic_doglover]

not exactly. she was actually EATEN by a reindeer. i didn't tell you because i didn't want to upset you.

how can i make every human baby born on Earth from now on be a hermaphrodite?  

[THISisNOTmyACTUALname]

Don't.

2+2=?  

[ProphecyEmpress]

2+2=4^9/81

Why did I forget a question?  

[Sumimachine]

Because you never had one in the first place.

And how does that make you feel?  

[magic_doglover]

like making a psychologist feel annoyed and uncomfortable for once.

when is red green?  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

When the car goes "beep beep!"

Why did the chicken cross the road?  

[ScuroFenice]

because it wanted people to wonder why it risked getting squashed

why am I tired?  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

I put a spell on you.

Why do people get nosebleeds?  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Because they can't get chinbleeds.


When will people stop being corporate puppets?  

[magic_doglover]

when pigs fly.

is ball lightning cooler than normal lightning?