Why did you divorce the person above you?

[Third Chaos Saint]

lmao rofl girl's got a good point rofl

*points a whittle girl besides him*  

[brass_monkey360]

he talked to imaginary people.  

[Third Chaos Saint]

she was normally naked but when it came to bed... she whore clothing gonk  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

lol
kept inviting other ppl into our *room*  

[The Comp Sci Goblin]

Tried to drug me for being crazy!

I am not crazy

(yes you are) {No he's not} [it's a girl moron] {no it's a guy} Will you two shut up? I'm not crazy "sorry to tell you but you kind of are."

ignore them they know nothing  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

Tried to make my a crazy vampire  

[Koeseki]

She kept trying to make everything purple when I wanted things to be red. Turns out neither of us likes maroon.  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

lol kept putting rose petals in our bed every night  

[Cereal Strawz]

She said she could bring sexy back.

It never happened.

 

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

She loved her gwee more than me  

[-Fire Rose_ Tsukimi-]

She killed me with all that smoking she did, and the goat always bit me. I'm lucky to be a spirit.  

[OsoIvo_Tunechi_ODB]

I got tired of staring at giant red eyes... wahmbulance  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

his pet tried to eat my pets  

[Levud]

She wont let me pet her goat! crying  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

he wanted to pet them with steel wool