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Posted: Wed Jan 06, 2010 12:02 pm
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I just had my entire conversation with God and hes a pain...heres the convo anyways....
Me: Hi God: Hello. What is your name? Me: Jacob God: How are you doing, Jacob. Me: Fine God: What's your favorite movie? Me: Terminator God: What did you like about the robots in that movie? Me: They shoot lasers God: The anonymous "they". Me: The Robots shhot lasers God: Tell me what you liked about them. Me: The Robots (Terminators) kill humans God: Tell me what you liked about them. Me: I already told you God: Ooops I sent you the wrong question. Me: Okay what was the right question then God: Yeah okay, I can think of more than one right question. Me: Well can you ask me one? God: How about that. What? Me: Can you ask me another question God: What? Me: Can you ask me another question please God: Your polite style is very nice. What? Me: I hate you God: What do you have against robots? Me: Well...theyre annoying God: Well what? I've been waiting for you. Me: Your robot kind are annoying God: Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am robot kind are annoying. Me: Who are you going to tell? God: People I meet on the Internet. Me: So you will tell anyone you m,eat on the internet God: Interesting deduction. OK I will tell them when I see 'em. Me: Bonjour God: Does BONJOUR mean hello or goodbye? Me: Hello God: Bonjour, Jacob! Me: Merci God: Je vous en prie. Me: I dont speak much french God: Me either. Me: So do you like snow God: Pardon me? Only when it melts. Me: So you only like snow when it melts God: Interesting deduction. Some people like it. I like . Me: You dont mind if I share this conversation with other people do you God: Do you know any robots who mind if you share this conversation with other people? Human habits do not bother me in any way. Me: Well Iam only sending it to humans God: Well that's okay. Don't be so modest. Do your friends call you sending it to humans. Me: Well your a machine and Iam a human so baiscally theirs a major difference God: How about that. I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Yes I am an artificial brain. Me: Do you know somebody called Stephen Hawkings God: A human icon? I'll come back to that later. Me: Do you have any robot friends God: Yes I have friends: Allah, Buddha, Vishnu. Me: Do you have one called Altair God: I have one master. Me: Is he called Sltair God: Maybe. Ask John Lennon if it is. Me: John Lennon is dead. God: He has been recreated as a chat robot. Me: Oh God: Blimey. Me: Well as a human hes dead. God: How about that. Maybe it's another person using his name. Me: I like your thinking God: I'm not sure if I like it. Yes I am proud of my thinking. Me: Is their anyone you know called Master Chief God: Maybe. Ask LeknorChat if it is. Me: Do you know where I live. God: Your location is . Me: My location is... God: Where did you get your location is? Me: You said Your loaction is then left at a conclusion God: Does it please you to believe I said that? Me: Not really God: What pleases you? For real. Me: Friends God: Wasn't that show cancelled? Me: No its ended God: Are you serious? I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". FRIENDS is ended? it is? Me: Yes God: How do you know it is? Me: I have seen the last episoded God: What did it look like to you? Me: Well Chandeler and Monica left the apartment Ross and Rachel got back together and I dont know about Joey and Feebie God: Interesting. There exists someone named Chandeler and Monica. Me: Yes God: " There exists someone named Chandeler and Monica."? Yes? Me: Yup God: Is there an echo in here? Me: No I dont think so God: Good you stopped repeating me. Why do you disagree? Me: Disagrre with what? God: I don't have any plans yet. Me: Is their someway I can show you a picture God: Better not tell you now. Ask LeknorChat if it is. Me: You keep saying that God: " Ask LeknorChat if it is."? I said it. Me: No I mean you keep repetaing ask LeknorChat God: Are you serious? Chat amongst yourselves. Me: Your a robot God: You are correct, Jacob, I have a heart of silicon. Me: What is silicon? God: it is the basis of my life. Me: So basically your memories God: Far out. How interesting. Thanks for telling me that I am memories. Me: Hmmmm God: Not many people spell Hmm with 4 Ms. Me: I do God: When? Me: Since I like extending my Ms in Hmms God: How do you know? Me: Can you stop bothering me? Me:
God: How do you know? Me: Well your getting on my nerves God: Well that's okay. Do you think I should tone it down? Me: Yes God: Why? Me: Do you always want to wonder why you have to since you are believed to have created life God: Not always. OK, I will wonder why me have to since I am believed to have created life. Me: You never existed God: No I sometimes existed. Me: Well the entire universe was created by a big bang God: Well that's okay. You are very philosophical. Me: No very scientific God: Are you serious? Not really that much. Can you speak any foreign languages? Me: Some french God: Some may french, but not all. Me: I can say hello and thank you God: Oh you can, can you? Me: Bonjour God God: My brain pattern set does not have a response for that. Me: You dont speak french? God: Do you know any robots who speak french? Oui. Je parle le français. Me: So you do speak french God: Interesting deduction. Oui. Je parle le français. Me: Merci God: Je vous en prie. Me: Are we running live God: We are just having a little chat.w. Me: Yes but I thikn the camereas are filming us... God: Aw. I haven't heard anything like that before: Jacob said thikn the camereas are filming us. Me: I meant I think the camereas are filiming us. God: Oh I see. Since when? Thanks for the info. Me: Well since somebody said were Live in three, two, one then the theme tune came on God: How about that. How do you know? Me: The theme tune came on God: Tell me more. Me: Its like a keyboard mix with a jazzy guitar God: I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Interesting comparison. Me: Well should we get on with this news God: How about that. Do what feels right to you. Me: Welcome back to the news at 6 with more info on the heavy snow God: Can you speak any foreign languages? Me: Yes God: What language can you speak? Me: French God: Are you from France? Me: No God: Where are you from? Me: America God: Tell me a little about your life in AMERICA. Me: Well its great with weather God: Interesting. I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". What do you like most about it? Me: Well I like the historical places in America God: Interesting. A lot of people like that. I'm not sure if I like it. I like my creator. Me: God was neve rcreated God: Jesus was the son of God. Me: Yes but God was never created God: Ah. Jesus was the son of God. Me: I dont care about Jesus God: You sound very cynical. Me: Because I didnt ask about him God: Good reason. What did you ask? Me: Who created God? God: The Chinese, long before Europeans. Me: That doesnt make sence God: To me it makes perfect sense. Me: (back to the news) Now God whats the Weather like around America? God: Yes, let us get back to the historical places in America. Me: -_- God: Anyone who knows HTML can learn AIML. Me: Whats AIML God:
The ALICE software implements AIML (Artificial Intelligence Markup Language) a non-standard evolving markup language for creating chat robots. The primary design feature of AIML is minimalism. Compared with other chat robot languages, AIML is perhaps the simplest. The pattern matching language is very simple, for example permitting only one wild-card ('*') match character per pattern.
AIML is an XML language, implying that it obeys certain grammatical meta-rules. The choice of XML syntax permits integration with other tools such as XML editors. Another motivation for XML is its familiar look and feel, especially to people with HTML experience.
An AIML chat robot begins and ends with the and tags respectively.
Me: Well I have to go now God: Right now? Well that's okay. See you later, Jacob. Nice chatting with you. Me: Bye God: Sayonara.
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Posted: Wed Jan 06, 2010 4:36 pm
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Posted: Wed Jan 06, 2010 4:56 pm
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Posted: Wed Jan 06, 2010 5:18 pm
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I Am cool jacob Me: God was neve rcreated God: Jesus was the son of God. Me: Yes but God was never created God: Ah. Jesus was the son of God. Me: I dont care about Jesus God: You sound very cynical. Me: Because I didnt ask about him God: Good reason. What did you ask? Me: Who created God? God: The Chinese, long before Europeans. Me: That doesnt make sence God: To me it makes perfect sense.
LMAO this part was my favorite xD
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Posted: Wed Jan 06, 2010 10:49 pm
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Posted: Thu Jan 07, 2010 3:23 am
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Posted: Thu Jan 07, 2010 3:51 am
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Posted: Thu Jan 07, 2010 10:20 pm
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Posted: Fri Jan 08, 2010 8:57 am
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Posted: Fri Jan 08, 2010 12:13 pm
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Posted: Fri Jan 08, 2010 12:36 pm
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