Why I Killed You

[coco_mademoiselle000]

i killed you for talking about your womanly hormones in a forum full of boys. talk2hand  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

I accidentally killed you because you stepped on the land mine meant for lolly.  

[coco_mademoiselle000]

i killed you for setting up a land mine for lolly! no matter how much she hates me, she doesn't deserve to die such a grisly death!  

[lil_lollypop1]

I accidentally killed you when trying to kill Eternal. DARN YOU ETERNAL!! I'll get you next time!  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

I killed you first.  

[lil_lollypop1]

I stabbed you back, killing you! xd  

[coco_mademoiselle000]

i killed you so i could have your butler without guilt. it's not cheating if you're dead, right? 3nodding  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

I killed you for your circular logic.  

[coco_mademoiselle000]

i killed you for secretly agreeing with it.  

[lil_lollypop1]

I killed you because I wanted to.  

[coco_mademoiselle000]

i killed you because you apparently didn't die the first 14 times. stare  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

I killed you to steal all your gold.  

[lil_lollypop1]

I killed you because you were smoking.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

I killed you for criticizing my health choices.  

[coco_mademoiselle000]

i killed you to teach you a lesson! enjoy life while you have it, because you're going to die early if you keep smoking.