corrupt a wish

[Ayame-Yuura]

Granted. You get broke with him asking for Lasagna every five minutes and is eventually going to die because he's an obese cat

I wish I was made of gold  

[GoldenFraggle]

Granted : You have now been turned into a gold statue and statues are not alive.

I wish I could go on a shopping trip to NYC !  

[Wolfyofthesky]

Granted. While you were there you were arrested for 'suspicious activity' in Times Square.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PltaOs_ImVQ
(oh, and any of eternal's trillion that could possibly still exist was killed by the DOW)

I wish that snapping turtles were docile.

(To Sumizo-met-om-mom-shi...yeah: >.> Well then. touche)  

[ZimbuTessen]

Granted,Now They arent called Snapping,anymore,Ninja Turtles Secret of The Ooze sucks,and the population dies out due to inability to fight back predators.

I wish Nekos were real.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Granted. You just wasted a wish because they already exist. Neko is Japanese for cat and they most definetly are real.


I wish Kim Jong-il would die.  

[Princess Zelda21]

Granted, but then he beats you in a kung fu match.

I wish I knew when Link would return to Hyrule.  

[Pretty Pretty Unipony]

Granted, but then Link decides not to come back.

I wish I had some sour gummy worms.  

[GoldenFraggle]

Granted : Now your mouth is filled with canker sores !

I wish this town had more Memorial Day weekend events.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Granted. Now the town is broke from all the spending and has to jack the local tax up to hell.



I wish I was a ninja.  

[Princess Zelda21]

Granted but then you get caught by the anbu and thrown in prison.

I wish I were a full blood vampire.  

[Luxurious Poverty]

Granted, but the sun shone through the window and you died.

I wish I had a sandwich.  

[ssaengg]

Granted, but it was a moldy sandwich and you got severe diarrhea then got admitted to the hospital. xD

I wish I had a turtle. :C  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Granted. It was a snapping turtle and bit all your fingers off.


I wish the Twilight franchise would go away forever and no one could even remember anything about it.  

[Ayame-Yuura]

Granted. Everyone who ever knew twilight ever existed commit suicide and that means 95% of the population of the world.
Congratulations. You're responsible for endangering the human species.

I wish I knew kung fu and could beat up anyone I don't like according to law that permits only me...  

[Parrapluie]

Granted, but the training lasts 400 years and wears you down to your bones.

I wish I had a/c.